Your love is like Plan B souffle
At this point, the answer is NO.
Today I identify as a failed abortion
- I can only do one thing at a time and I can't really do that well
Looks like Pride Month is coming up.
I'm gonna be proud of being a straight guy who plays guitar left handed and is the CEO of Sarcasm.
Something tells me I'm going to get a lot of crap. As usual.
Man, I hate when that happens. If nothing else, the environmentalists better get on this, because climate change flatulence damage is significant.
Emergency calls have been put into Fauci, because if the virus can be declared a pandemic, the federal government will send $$$.
Beg-a-Thon
It ain't your fault, but yesterday three people stopped by this blog. All day.
Tell your friends. If you don't like us, tell your enemies. Let them know the blog can be automatically emailed to them. Tell your service elephants and peacocks. Tell your air conditioners, because it's spring and fun to watch people talking to inanimate objects.
I turned off advertising, so I make nothing. I'd just like to soothe my fragile ego by having a few more people coming by. Thanks!
Tech Companies Won't Say If They’ll Give Cops Abortion Data
Understand this: data will become available on people at protests [turn your goddamn phone OFF].
- the Ugly has just started...
- Faceyspaces will offer abortion in their cafeteria
- Amazon will do abortion, but only on the shipping line, to minimize down time
Keep dem people in line
Congress Wants to Spend $45 Million on Nukes the Navy Said it Doesn’t Need
So long as it comes out of their pockets, I don't see any problem.
- all legislation be vetted for Constitutionality - this will cut down a lot of unnecessary legislation and fighting later on
- all legislation be on One Topic only. No inserts, no exceptions, no pork.
- Some sort of responsibility for all legislation. If your bill fails and cost the taxpayers $25 billion, you (Congressperson) must be responsible for it in some way, to be determined later. Watch the cockroaches scatter!
Gotta get in there somehow..... don't short Boeing
NASA wants nuclear reactor on the Moon by 2030
- NASA wives want shoe store on Moon by 2030
- Astronauts want Victoria's Secret on Moon by 2030
- Bernie Sanders wants free education on Moon this week
- Biden wants 'a nice place to nap' on Moon by 2030
- Biden wants tax revenue from everything on Moon by 2029
Some historian, long in the tooth and dressed very strangely, will finally put together the figures on trucks hit by trains and discover the phenomenon he'll call Truckus Blockus. This is the condition that results from complete stupidity, wherein a driver decides to just park his truck on the tracks - what's the worst thing that can happen? Related is Vehicle Idiotus, in which a clearly deranged driver thinks he can speed by the blinking lights and beat the train. This is usually his last thought.
The Texas Supreme Court is on a roll lately, having ruled that this gun is a gun, this washing machine is a washing machine, and George Bush is.. well.. they don't know what George Bush is.
God snickers....
#ImpeachBiden - I don't have to make a single headline up (unfortunately)
The mowing situation has gotten even worse, if you can believe it. The constant rain causes the weeds to grow, requiring mowing every 2 weeks. It's gotten so bad that we're now at ONE week. Pretty soon someone will sneeze and we'll have to be out there again, with our environmentally-supportive electric mower.
I tried asking Iqbal, my emotional support elephant, to mow for me. He looked at me in the way he does, with slanted eyes, and said, "Not my yob, mang."
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