I Never Shower without my Service Elephant

Your love is like  cream of aardvark

My Neighbors are Invisible, but their Dogs Aren't

It's not just me, you know. The neighborhood has become dog-intensive. Whenever you see somebody walking their dog, you know the dog's name, but not the human's.  "Oh, that's Max' mother."

Since there's way too much death around me, it got me thinking.

Uh-oh 

I'm sending this one out to anyone who believes there's an afterlife.

Let's say a woman marries and her husband dies of cancer. She remarries and eventually they both can't help dying. In the afterlife, the woman is there with her first and second husband. Is it awkward in heaven? 

Naturally I have questions...

• What if you hated your in-laws? Do you still hate them now that you're dead?
• Are you anxious to reincarnate as a human because there's no sex after death? Hopefully there wasn't no sex before death.
• Are there milkshakes?
• Will you get to see Jimi Hendrix jamming with Jeff Beck and Stevie Ray Vaughan?
• Just verifying there's no trash, laundry, or mowing 

In heaven all guitars are left handed. If you want a righty, it's 25% more.

AI-Generated 'Subliminal Messages' Are Going Viral. Here's What's Really Going On

It's good to know the Stupid Machine is still in high gear.

Way way back, you'd go to a theater. During the pre-movie nonsense, you'd feel hungry for popcorn all of the sudden. Turns out they were flashing 'popcorn' on the screen so quickly you couldn't see it, but your mind could. It's called subliminal advertising and it's everywhere now. 

We discovered other messages on tv...

• pay your taxes
• buy beer
• pay two times more for everything - Supply Chain Difficulties
• scratch your left testicle   (this drives women nuts)
• buy more beer
• Americans Idle vs Survivor is on in 30 minutes
• watch more commercials

Cher accused of hiring men to kidnap her son

Cher is funny, only she has no idea she is. She thinks she's more important than Bono thinks he is.

She has had so much plastic surgery, she cannot be near stage lights, or her face will melt.

Look up some Cher pictures. She looks so different from when she started, her mother doesn't recognize her.

• Oh fsck... I just heard the heat kick in. It's all over but the shivering.

Elon Musk - the Donald Trump of Car Makers

What It’s Like To Own the Cars That Became a Viral Sensation To Steal

[groan]  

Medium hints at a nascent media coalition to block AI crawlers

This is about not allowing AI to crawl your site to train it. I say Go Ahead: can you imagine what would happen if my content were used to train AI?  hahahahahahaha 

Uh, John... we can't use ChatGPT.

Why. Bob?

It keeps saying right handed people are backwards and developed a 'bias' against mowing. It's also very sarcastic all of the sudden. Perhaps we should try a different company's AI."