An Illinois lawmaker, Senator Shane Cultra (R-Pluto), let loose with a comment about taking away tax deductions for parents of fat kids. Not one to shoot himself in the foot and simply stand there bleeding, he added that he'd also take away the money poorer families get for having more kids.
Although Cultra (probably no relation to MK-ULTRA) backpedaled like a priest caught with an underage parishoner, there is video that indicates otherwise.
Also bandied about was a tax on sugary drinks. The concept of sin taxes is one that deserves a closer look. It was bad enough when only cigarettes got taxed (because everybody hates smokers, right?), but now they're talking about taxing my Coke or Code Red? They'll get soda tax revenue from me when they pry the Mountain Dew from my cold, dead hands.
For the record, I'm against sin taxes on anything (yes, even cigarettes). There are two important points here:
- Who decides what is a sin?
- It it not the job of government to Big Brother us to death, even if it is a matter of our health. One of the beauties of being an American is the right to grow bigger than a senator's guaranteed pension with impunity, if not dignity (and even pride).
SMILE, FAT KID
Speaking of Big Brother, there is a two million dollar project slated to start in a San Antonio elementary school shortly. Cameras installed in the lunchroom will photograph what children put on their trays and later what's left on the trays `to report back to their parents' and for research.
The money comes from a Department of Agriculture grant; in other words, your tax dollars. Don't worry, though.... parents will have to give permission and "only the trays will be photographed".
- How did these lunchroom cameras come to be installed already?
- Isn't it the responsibility of parents to instill good eating habits in their little darlings?
- The schools, en loco governmentus, simply have no business here.
- The kids not being photographed is a red herring - all of the information is personally identifiable.
- Will the parents be taxed on how much air their child breathes?
Sheer unadulterated stupidity from Texas.
My day (some say my life) would not be complete without at least one ode to boobies. Today's little ditty shifts gears in a nearly pleasant way from government oppression to oppression by (and for) boobs.
Some genius has developed an application that will take a before picture and allow a woman to see the effect implants (of any size) will have. Keep in mind this app was developed by a woman. I suppose it makes more sense when you understand that the woman in question is a plastic surgeon.
In short, you input a picture then move the slider to see the effect of each size implant. Some wags (generally male ones) would say that this would be tremendous in real life (but I'm not one of them).
Now before we get too excited, the program only runs on iDevices. What Dr. Implants has against the Android operating system is anyone's guess. When Steve Jobs hears about this app, it will be ported to Android immediately. Mr. Jobs (currently on leave due to iCancer) doesn't like boobies for some reason.
The real head turner here is that the program allows users to post the augmented pictures to Facebook, so friends and family can weigh in on the new look.
Oh God. No.
- -- > Hey, y'all - check out my new boobies! < --
- Vote for your favorite size!
- Do this rack look realz? ( . ) ( . ) lolz!
- I wuz gonna go for F's but my family talked me into D's.
- They're going to install them through my nostrils soze I won't get scars.