This stuff almost writes itself.
And here we are, making jokes about suing our wives for lack of consortium.
So anyway, the woman is claiming mental anguish over being denied boom-boom. Imagine what would happen if this were to infect the American legal system...
She married the guy, who failed to sleep with her for four months. It turns out that the fellow had erectile dysfunction (and failed to make use of the internet's largest spam generator). The guy had something going for him, reportedly being married twelve times. I'm thinking money (and lots of it).
The case is of great interest in Dubai, due to it being the first of its kind, in a very conservative country.
IN OTHER NEWS...
The Early Darwin Awards will no doubt feature North Charleston, South Carolina's Dexter White (41). Old Dexter felt he had been shortchanged during his most recent crack purchase, so he called 911.
Fortunately Dexter remembered to smoke the crack he purchased before calling police, who, for no apparent reason, locked him up.
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If you can tell me the outcome of both legal cases mentioned above, you will win the grand prize: naked pictures of Nancy Pelosi, dancing the Watusi over Osama Bin Laden's body (after it got tossed into the sea).