Your love is like liver sandwiches, with mayonnaise
- just in case you lost the url - Flamethrower Expert
Today I identify as Flying Cocker cryptocurrency
- The U.K.’s largest fishing retailer, Angling Direct, experienced a system breach on Nov. 5 that resulted in their domain being redirected to Pornhub
- and this is a problem how?
Rodential Redux
We're a very nice, welcoming neighborhood, or so say the ants.
Now that it's cold, the ants have moved out. Unfortunately the mice are back. Up and down the blocks.
We have used snap traps in the past, with success. Unfortunately not so much now.
After a few days of this, the antipsychotic drugs are wearing off and we're hearing them everywhere, including the walls. If nothing else, there are some great visuals. The dog is very good at catching them, but apparently only outside.
We got all sorts of advice from all sorts of places; none particularly helpful. One involved drilling holes in walls and putting in poison. Another to wear gloves while putting out traps (because mice like their bait free of icky human smells). Perhaps we will start sending them invitation emails. I'm sure they're on Faceyspaces.
Mrs. lefty is not happy. This is bad.
Traps aren't being all that helpful, so we're checking into automatic weapons, plastic explosives, and suitcase nukes. As it turns out, homeowners insurance doesn't always cover these. What a racket!
The only positive is that they figured out how to work the thermostat and they're keeping it a lot warmer in the house.
In no way did this just actually happen. At all:
Him: Honey?
Her: Yes?
Him: We should put the dog in the yard before we mess with the glue trap....
BOOM Clatter Clatter
Him: She stepped right on it, didn't she?
Her: BRING SCISSORS!
- Portugal has made it illegal for your boss to text you after work
- Bra-VO Portugal! This would shut the US down entirely
New York's new mayor says crypto should be taught in schools.
Agreed. Right after basic comprehension, math, readin and writin
So that Really Large Comcast outage that other day..... one concentration was in Northern California. The Marin County Sheriffs office tweeted
Governor Supreme Gavin Newsom is looking to pass a law that the internet isn't allowed to go down.
A Japanese train driver sued over $0.49 in docked wages, for causing a one minute delay.
Japan is quite serious about running on time.
In America, they get docked if they run within twenty minutes of scheduled time.
Why is the sink clogged? We can't get a drop of water down.
I'm trying every remedy I know.
How does a bathroom sink get clogged?
Oh.
Oh what?
The kids were doing science.
How so?
They were building volcanoes in the sink. I explained that science is good, but don't pour an entire bag of baking soda down the sink.
I see.
Flying AIDS News
38% of US adults believe government is faking Covid-19 death toll
Dr. Marcia Angell, former editor-in-chief of the New England Journal of Medicine (NEJM) - “It is simply no longer possible to believe much of the clinical research that is published. I take no pleasure in this conclusion, which I reached slowly and reluctantly over my two decades as an editor of the New England Journal of Medicine.”
Dr. Raeford Brown, chair of the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) Committee on Analgesics and Anesthetics - “Congress is owned by pharma. The pharmaceutical industry pours millions of dollars into the legislative branch every single year. In 2016, they put $100 million into the elections. That’s a ton of money.”
Federal appeals court halts Biden administration’s vaccine requirement, delivering policy a major blowVermont has the highest vaccination rate in the country. So why are cases surging?
CDC shifts pandemic goals away from reaching herd immunity [CDC takes turns, where each employee says something else stupid, which becomes the official stance]
To Continue in Swahili, press 43
Her: No.
Her: No.
Her: No.
Her: No.
Her: No.
Him: What should we do for dinner?
Her: shut up - I'm on the phone with the bank!
Him: Sorry, you kept saying no, so I thought you were talking to me.
- She tells me it's called a garden wagon. Ok, I guess it looks like a wagon, with wheels and a hitch-thing. And it has one foot tall sides. Only it's six feet long.
- And it's in the kitchen.
- So you see, I might be a tiny bit put off. Or would be, if we lived in the neighborhood of normal.
- We could put a couple dogs in it, but we only have one.
- Anything six feet long won't move very far in the kitchen.
- It would make a nice spice rack for people who use a lot of spice. Or a garlic container; we use lot of garlic. Better yet, chocolate. Who doesn't have a wagon full of chocolate in their kitchen?
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