Your love is like a 16 ton weight falling on you
I don't want to live in a world where a masked guy with a gun can't go into a strip club.
Oh... Florida.
Utah is first US state to limit teen social media access
Parent Calls Bible ‘PORN’ and Demands Utah School District Remove It From Libraries
Animals without a brain still form associative memories
Today I identify as a TikTok super-influencer (who can say it without laughing)
Japan celebrates world baseball tournament victory over US
Huh?
We invented baseball. Oh, the shame.
Ok, I think I understand what happened. Since we are so awesome, everybody wants to be us. American culture is huge in Japan, from music to jeans. It was inevitable that baseball took a flight to Japan. Like many things, Japan got better at it, probably because they weren't paid millions to run all the way to that base over there. In America, players hire people to do the running; it's beneath them.
America suffered additional embarrassing losses too:
- Ukraine won in volleyball because they trained in a different country (and their breasts are way more jiggly)
- Somalia also beat the US in baseball, in case Japan failed.
- Russia won in chess, until it was discovered the match was never played. They moved it to Russia and forgot to tell anybody. Since the US didn't show up, Russia declared themselves the winner.
- Kyrgyzstan beat everybody at the spelling bee, although Nagorno Karabakh put up a good fight.
- Mayotte didn't have a chance until the guards let them past the front gate, referring to them as a non-country and making unkind references to mayonnaise.
Mainstream or Pr0n
This is the exclusive ThermionicEmissions game where the reader picks whether the 2 movies or tv shows/books/games are mainstream or pr0n. No looking it up on the web - that's cheating.
- Kynseed
- Jim Slip
The Supreme Court has yet another interesting case, this time brought by Jack Daniels. A dog stain detergent is packaged in a similar bottle, with the title Bad Spaniels. Jack D feels that people would confuse the two, plus there is an issue of parody. Because I'd confuse a bottle of liquor with a dog stain remover with none of the same names. Even the least mentally acute among us wouldn't have any difficulty. Plus if you pick up the wrong bottle, the whiskey will taste really bad. On the other hand, your gastric tract will be completely free of dog stains. Mix in a little Jack and it's a win-win.
What's in the Air in Utah?
Yes. the Nanny State steps in and does the job of the parents. What if the parents are fine with their under 18s accessing social media? This is pretty stupid, even for Utah.
Fun Fact: a recent study showed the state with the most incoming porn traffic is Utah.
This is a funny one. The parent reacted to Utah throwing books out of libraries by demanding the bible be thrown out due to the violence, sex, incest, and murder. Well, they have a point. This person is too smart to live in Utah.
Many years ago, Kansas City wanted Creationism taught with evolution. Thus was born the Flying Spaghetti Monster, god to us all (because it's every bit as realistic). Think about it: beer, pirates. wenches, and every Friday off. You too can be a minister - check out the site. R'amen!
Sure they do - we vote for them every few years.
Maybe Putin had something..... according to Ukraine, Russia has gained 10 meters (34 grams Canadian) within months. They are a formidable foe. At this rate, they should make 20 meters a few months after the war ends.
Israel's Benjamin Netanyahu is passing "responsible legal reforms."
The passing of a new law on Thursday that makes it harder for courts to remove a leader deemed unfit for office has angered many people.
I appreciate the man. Why? He's honest and shows his hunger for power right out in the open. In America, it's hidden in 1,006 page bills, right after cow farts.
Aw, shucks... 3 no-talents and 1 no-comprehend.
ThermionicEmissions celebrates her health.
The planet of California said the cancer was anti-LGBT and a 'real hater.' They expect to pass a law against it as soon as they're done giving reparations of $5 million to every black person.
In other news, the US may stop flights to the planet of California because, "it's just too silly."
Mainstream or Pr0n
Kynseed - a Windows game
Jim Slip - pr0n
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