Your love is like acid enemas
To be fair, he said most of his is artificial and he could definitely use some more. Then he pledged $23 billion to AI research.
Today I identify as another stupid mf-er who has very important things to say, so he has a blog, because naturally everyone else needs to hear the important things he emits.
Biden called on tech companies to ensure their products are safe before making them public
After the howling laughter stopped, the companies absolutely promised, swore, to make everything safe and good in the world.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr to challenge Biden for White House: JFK's nephew said his top priority would be to "end the corrupt merger between state and corporate power".
Please, Robert, for the love of God, stop talking silly: stay home, and remain alive. You're of no use to anybody after a Magic Bullet<tm> hits you 7 times. Also avoid talking of ending war and never have an affair with Jill Biden.
Best Headline of the Month
On the bright side, many won't be reproducing. Unfortunately they'll be not reproducing with smaller equipment.
"Designing Inclusive websites" - What a great concept!
Seriously?
As if I don't want to see as many people as possible coming to the blog?
Should I add stuff to be inclusive to traditionally underrepresented minorities?
Can I find the most offensive way possible to accomplish this? That would probably involve stereotypes. Everyone hates loves a good stereotype. It's one of the foundations of humor. It's also one of the foundations of SJW ire and apoplexy.
In order to avoid claims of discrimination, racism, religionism, and whatever else-ism, I'll just list some stuff that might help this blog to be more inclusive:
- bagpipes and skirts
- fried chicken and watermelon
- cash registers and matzoh
- homemade wine and stinky cheese, fighting at weddings
- ice, because the inventor died and took the recipe with him
- alcohol. Lots of alcohol. Many bars. Green beer
- tampons and "Fsck the Patriarchy" signs
- women not allowed to do things (is that too broad?)
- lisping and FAB-u-lous clothes
- tea bags and Jug Ears
America's own Keystone Kops strike again. Yes, they're practicing for real work.
- I wonder what would happen if I dared all the washing machine pod-eaters to try it with gasoline...
Don't you hate it when this happens?
ThermionicTip: If you are in the market for an android tablet, ignore the Amazon Fire tablets. They are android-based, but have an Amazon layer on top, which [SURPRISE] spies on you and tries to limit the android flexibility. There's work involved in getting it to not use the Amazon store.
This causes a real problem at the drinking fountain
Rant Time!
The lady who allegedly murdered her child, put his body in a suitcase, and drove across the country is now in court. The lawyers are claiming she was insane. They're also claiming Dissociative Identity Disorder, formerly Multiple Personality Disorder. What a complete crock of excrement. There's a lot of expertise on DID at the Thermionic Mansion, as Mrs. lefty has it and lefty has been with Mrs. lefty for a long time. I can't wait for the psychiatric 'experts' to have their way with her. Of course we're wondering why DID has never reared its head before this moment. Also, having DID is not insanity. DID is caused by repeated, traumatic sexual abuse at a young age. It doesn't generally produce homicidal alters. It's harder than other psych diagnoses to fake, but not impossible. We'll follow this with interest.
Throw in Juneteenth and you might as well close down for the rest of the year.
The mad rush to AI is bringing all sorts of fun and applications to the masses. Unfortunately, the search companies using AI are red-faced at people using the AI for less than politically correct (as well as really nasty) means. So all search outlets needed to 'tweak' their AI so it didn't say anything 'bad.' As with anything 'bad,' it's going to depend on your definition of bad. We can all agree that child pornography is bad (and illegal), but we will not agree on what is funny. Heaven forbid we hurt anybody's feelings or say a 'bad word.' Also, don't take the AI output as 100% correct. There are many areas where it fails miserably and can even inject errors into a process. It will get better over time, as it is trained further. Lastly, AI and robotics will result in loss of jobs, at least for physical workers, like in (Amazon) factories.
SAD commentary
Many people are affected by Seasonal Affective Disorder. This is when the dark and gloom of winter makes you sad and depressed. I have developed Constant Affective Disorder, where the weather always makes me sad and depressed. It's actually the same thing, but I felt entitled to my own disorder.
- It could have turned out really really really good, instead it turned out really good.
Report: Spring COVID booster to be authorized for high-risk people in US
The move will put US in line with Canada, the UK, and WHO recommendations.
But Wait!!
Healthy adults don’t need annual COVID boosters, WHO advisers sayI have been saying since the outset that they have no clue what they're saying or doing. If you doubt me, just read their own words. So long as Big Pharma makes record profits, somebody wins. You know, except the people. These fools have lost people their livelihoods, closed businesses permanently, and driven the prices of everything up (especially food). It's patently ridiculous and many cannot afford it. Even if the "Supply Chain Issues" have stopped, food prices aren't going down.
Someone once said "cats are assholes". Damn atheists are everywhere.
Happy Ramadan, if it applies.
The hullabaloo around TikTok gets louder every day.
In the larger sense, it's a security and privacy issue... it's owned by a Chinese company (as is the Opera browser).
Some squeaky wheels are framing it as data-stealing and demanding laws. On the surface, this sounds great-who doesn't want all this data collection stopped? Unfortunately, the reality is that the more we get government involved, the more problems we have. Government cannot be trusted here for two reasons:
- they will immediately be swayed by lobbyists with huge dollars to exempt them
- Congress has absolutely no idea how the internet works, no less the intricacies of data stealing. The only chance we'd have would be to let the Congresspersons see their own data out there, in the wild. This is how we got at least verbal action on illegal FBI data collection.
Government doesn't help you. The laws would be slanted and not beneficial. Think about this when people start to demand more laws, in any area. Europe has some interesting laws, which are causing major social media some grief, but America is not built that way. Our laws tend not to favor the people.
Johnny - What are You Putting in that Black Hole?
The SJW Squad is back (like they ever left) and they're pissed (like they're ever not pissed). One of them opened a science book, purely by mistake, and discovered astronomy. As soon as she found out about black holes, her head exploded and sent out the SJW Alert<tm>. They demand all science stop until a more appropriate name is found for the umm... space thingies. When NASA explained to them that they are holes and they are black, NASA was dismissed as 'a tool of the patriarchy.'
Ever in service, even to the SJWs, I tried to think of some alternate names for Black Holes
- dark holes (that's doomed)
- Gravity-Enhanced Super Vacuum (GESV)
- really really big Hoover
- gravity sucking devices (GSD)
- hole that sucks
- white hole
- Patriarchy Sink
- SJW History Minute
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