Half the Number of Pickles in Your Shed

Your love is like  a house key through the kidney.0

A key cold medicine ingredient is basically worthless

like Congress

 

• I've been reading the blog stats, which leaves me with one question: why am I reading the blog stats? 

Ex-Secret Service agent reveals new JFK assassination detail

Agent says an additional bullet kills the single bullet lie theory. Like anybody believes a bullet can defy physics. The agent only released this information after his lawyers assured him that his Non-Disclosure Agreement did not apply after death, and even if it did, it was not enforceable. My thoughts: if you see Dick Cheney in the afterlife, you're in the wrong place for eternity.

The formerly living President Gerald Ford admitted to moving the bullet impact a few inches to fit their conclusion. Ford had a bad time of it, also reimbursing the family of Frank Olsen after the CIA pushed him out of a window. The CIA's score: making a Manchurian Candidate - 1. Documenting man's failure to fly - 1. Being held responsible for their actions - 0.

 

•  If the gunmen around the Grassy Knoll were a little less capable, they all could have hit LBJ.

CIA bribed its own COVID-19 origin team to reject lab-leak theory, anonymous whistleblower claims

Oh, dear, now which information is disinformation that President Giveaway told Big Tech to block?

• Google Says It’s No. 1 Search Tool Because Users Prefer It to Rivals
• Windows is #1 because users don't know any better
• which one of these statements is true? 

But seriously - if Internet Explorer and Google are monopolies, why isn't Windows?

Canada warns LGBT travellers of US risks

Canada is a strange place, with an even stranger Prime Minister. I see where they're going, but the warning is completely disingenuous. LGBT folks can visit all they want without risk. If they decide to get married in certain states, they could experience difficulty. I'm not sure what the legalities are, but I don't see Canadians fleeing their oppressive regime to get married in Alabama. At very least they should go to Las Vegas, where Elvis will marry them. LGBT people should also avoid open-carrying guns in most states, except Texas, which doesn't like them. Texas turned Trudeau away, stating that they will only see him if he dresses in men's clothes.

Doggie Hospital - end 

Our furry child is coming home today and will continue treatment here. The platelets (little plates) were horrifically low and are now up to merely alarming. In a few day's they'll be very concerning, followed by low-we better check this out. As for the bill.... well... we're paying for a new wing at the hospital. I will ask to at least name it after her.

Someone said to me, "You really can't get a break."

Although this person did not offer money, there is nothing quite like validation.

Senator Mitt Romney urges Biden and Trump to 'stand aside' for 2024

Biden said, "Ok, where's aside?"

Trump said, "Who's Romney?" 

Hilfiger, Victoria's, and Adidas torpedoed their own brands this week, at New York Fashion Week.

They figured they could suck up with inclusion: 70+ models had disabilities. Let's think about this for a second... even fat models are used sparingly, because nobody wants to look at them. How will people feel about the girl missing a leg? Or a head?