Sunday, September 24, 2023

Pardon the Extrusion


Your love is like  a shotgun blast to the ass


Here Is NASA's 36-Page Report Investigating UFOs

In short, nothing. Continuation of the "No News Here" method. NASA is so low on the UFO food chain, they're only 2 steps above you and me. For a group that has seen nothing, they sure blur or lose or drop a lot of space footage. Behold, new governmental transparency.


Watch: US CCTV shows airport staff allegedly stealing from bags

Wow, nobody saw this coming. Because it has been going on all along. We just made it easier by unlocking bags for the TSA.




Intercepted Audio Appears to Show U.S. Pilots Training to Bomb North Korean 'VIP'

Starting with cell phones, radio amateurs discovered they could hear things. This stopped immediately when a Congresscritter's conversation was overheard. Cell phones were encrypted and scanners were not allowed to be sold that could listen on those frequencies.Then an amateur overheard some space communication, which resulted in an encrypted channel. And now an amateur overheard some conversation 'in the clear' (not encrypted), alleged to be training to bomb North Korea. Somebody in a plane, or who commands those in the planes, is getting an earful now (not 'in the clear').

In case you're curious, you can pick us many frequency ranges on scanners. No Ham equipment is necessary. You just have to know where to start looking. Like most things, the answer is probably on the internet. 

 

Uber was supposed to help traffic. It didn’t. Robotaxis will be even worse

It became great to take an Uber. More Ubers on the road. Wait til robotaxis.

 

Brazilian butt-lift surgery: What are the risks and why is it so popular?

Vanity kills.  Besides - I don't like huge butts - I'm probably one of three on the planet.

 

Australian man fined for taking pet snake surfing

This is why it's great to be an American. We can take our goddamn pets surfing! G'day mate - no snakes on surfboards.

 

US military asks for public's help to find F-35 fighter jet

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Public. We, your military, ask your help to locate a wayward F-35.

General: You lost an F-35?

Private: We didn't exactly lose it.

General: Well then, where is it?

Private: We don't actually know, Sir.

General: So you lost it. Along with the pilot.

Private: No, Sir, he ejected.

General: So our $80 million plane is twisted wreckage somewhere in South Carolina?

Private: We think South Carolina, Sir.

General: We have the most capable satellites in the known world; they can locate a paramecium on a gnat's butt, yet we can't locate the plane.

Private: Well, Sir, it is South Carolina. Many of the residents think God sent it to them and they'll leave it alone as a holy object. The Chinese have invaded South Carolina, promising piles of cash for the wreckage. The president weighed in by asking, "What's an F-35?" 

General: Well, that's encouraging.

Private: Sir, the plane is doing exactly what it's designed to do; it's a stealth plane and right now, no one can see it. It couldn't be operating more perfectly than it is. $80 million is a pittance for this kind of technology.

General: I see. How's the, uh...whatsitcalled....

Private: The pilot, Sir?

General: Yes, I was just going to say that.

Private: Recovering, Sir.

General: Tell him I said to get better FAST, or it's the Russian Front for him. I didn't get to be a general for my people skills, you know.



The dog is back from her hospital stay. We're thankful and excited. Her constant tail-wagging didn't go unnoticed by the staff, and was probably a factor in her healing. Her personality is coming back, as is her appetite. Right now it's chicken and rice, with her taking the time to pick through the rice for the chicken. While she's technically still in danger, home is the best place to heal. Ever been in a hospital?

This episode is further proof that expenses (and emergencies) expand to fill income. I'm so existentially tired....


This past week, top military-industrial complex players gathered in London for DSEI 2023, one of the world's largest arms fairs. As one defense executive flat-out told Reuters during the event, "war is good for business." Read about about the current war in Ukraine is a major windfall for the weapons industry, along with all the other devastating wars that the U.S. is involved in. As major U.S. weapons manufacturer Raytheon CEO Greg Hayes stated back in 2021 : "Look, peace is not going to break out in the Middle East anytime soon. I think it remains an area where we'll continue to see solid growth."

War makes the world go round... supplying the weapons of war, that is.







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