Your love is like hammering your hands to the desk
Conversations with my dog
Me: I'm getting tired of tripping over your toys. Can't you put them back when you're done with them?
Her: You are my parents, my only role models. I repeat what I see.
Me: I see you're a smartass too.
Her: And where do you think I got that from?
My group at work communicates over Teams. I don't like it, but I go with the flow. I just sent a note that one of our appliances is very slow. What was the response? The boss gave me a thumbs up. Now I suppose I'm supposed to feel better about the appliance being slow. Back before Teams, someone looked at the appliance and fixed it. Now we have emojis. Such progress.
Once again, Darwin works with the selfie crowd
I want to build one of these. Actually I want the money to build one of these. I can spot the sun fairly accurately, even through the omnipresent cloud cover.
- Speaking of India, Russia is trying to establish ties. They want to ask India if their Moon lander can give a jump start to the failed Russian lander.
Very carefully.
I mentioned finding the tartar sauce in the bathroom recently.
Last night, getting in bed, I was handed a bottle of horseradish mustard.
Of course I was.
No, there was no desire to 'spice up' our activities. In fact, no one thought it strange. Except me.
There are so many things that could go wrong, that tartar sauce and mustard in places they don't belong are merely amusing. And great blog fodder.
Spokesman for rail company says, "They died while doing what they loved best."
Asked about the cause of the disaster, he said, "We believe it to be some sort of communication failure."
Because with Google. you don't even own your own bookmarks.
I hear LG's profits are down. I have no idea why...
LG has some other new, innovative products:
- an AM radio that folds up into into a dining room table
- a phone inside a sewing machine
- a washer/dryer for your roof
I think we just discovered a way to make social media less toxic.
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