Tuesday, September 12, 2023

Public Enema Number One


Your love is like  taking 1st grade over again



The Pentagon has the worst IT helpdesk in the US govt

Umm... hey... guys? Who do I call to get those missiles we just fired at England to return?


  • Stupidity is the Only Universal Language - Frank Zappa 


Mitch McConnell freezes for second time during press event

He's either
  1. friends with Harry Reid   -or-
  2. goes to Biden's doctor



Spying Tracking News

I Tracked an NYC Subway Rider's Movements with an MTA ‘Feature’

UK government seeks expanded use of AI-based facial recognition by police

X wants permission to start collecting your biometric data and employment history

Cellebrite asks cops to keep its phone hacking tech ‘hush hush’

U.S. Spy Agency Dreams of Surveillance Underwear It’s Calling “SMART ePANTS


 College professor harassed students to quench 'clown fetish,' offering extra credit, cash

So he got off on painting female faces with clown makeup. At least he wasn't urging them to go out in public and be clowns... that's inexcusable.


The Culture Wars Are Tearing the Close-Knit Country Music Community Apart

First it was the rappers shooting each other. Then the nasty verbal jousting of the rockers. Now country music people are feeling the itch. It's good to see everything is spread equally (like fertilizer). People are going so far as to hide the other person's hat. THAT's how serious it is.


Think you saw a UFO? The Pentagon wants to hear from you

It gives them time to explain how what you saw wasn't a UFO. Swamp gas anybody? 


Super gonorrhoea cases are rising and could be fatal, WHO warns

Yes, it's Super Gonorrhea: faster than a flying sperm, more powerful than a set of beer goggles, able to leap through pinholed rubbers at the speed of sound....


How is Christmas fruitcake like an STD?

They're the gift that keeps on giving


  • Anybody who asks, "Did you miss me?" is not expecting the truth


Police pull over car with huge bull in passenger seat

Notice the bull's horns are even bigger than the car's horns. Hey. what's wrong with taking your pet for a ride? The bull sure seems to be enjoying himself. How can I tell the bull's enjoying himself? I guessed.

 


Consciously appreciate your loved ones and friends. You never know what might happen.


While cleaning, I found a birthday card from my parents. It's going to be rough for a long time.






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