‘Transsexual Satanist anarchist’ whose slogan is ‘f*** the police’ wins GOP nomination for New Hampshire county sheriff
Your love is like root canal
Dear lefty
- When I go to my girlfriend's house, is it proper to kiss her mom on the cheek?
- left nipple
In these days of intentionally mangled political communications, miscommunications, distortions, and downright lies, it's good to see someone telling it like it is, speaking unequivocally:
Belarus opposition politician told she would be deported 'alive or in bits'
United Sued for Packing NFL Charters With Young, Blond Crews
...and the problem is?
Ah yes, more interference.
Today in Flying AIDS news, singing is among the easiest ways to spread it.
I've been telling people not to sing forever. Usually after somebody turns the radio on.
PA Idiot Governor hath decreed that alcohol may not be served after 10pm. However can we thank him for nannying the entire state? His highness also allowed restaurants to go from 25 to 50% occupancy. He needs to be impeached. If we need his 'help', we'll be sure to ask for it. It really is America here... we can make our own decisions. Recommendations won't hurt, but they have no idea what's going on anyway. This is no doubt happening in your US state too.
Russian, Chinese, and Iranian hackers are targeting the election, according to Microsoft. Can we get this from a reliable source, please?
BIRTHS
Tommy Shaw - Styx
Mickey Hart - Grateful Dead
LEFT THE BUILDING
Joe Zawinul - Weather Report
Ah yes, more interference.
Today in Flying AIDS news, singing is among the easiest ways to spread it.
I've been telling people not to sing forever. Usually after somebody turns the radio on.
PA Idiot Governor hath decreed that alcohol may not be served after 10pm. However can we thank him for nannying the entire state? His highness also allowed restaurants to go from 25 to 50% occupancy. He needs to be impeached. If we need his 'help', we'll be sure to ask for it. It really is America here... we can make our own decisions. Recommendations won't hurt, but they have no idea what's going on anyway. This is no doubt happening in your US state too.
- Russian election interference, latest edition: Pavlotsky overheard saying, "That's going to be quite an election over there."
Russian, Chinese, and Iranian hackers are targeting the election, according to Microsoft. Can we get this from a reliable source, please?
- In his most recent commercial, Joe Biden emphasized education and promised free admission for all to the electoral college.
- President Trump, in his most recent press conference, dismissed claims of racism. He noted his nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize, and mentioned that the darkie before him also got one.
The pope says the pleasures of food and sex are 'simply divine'.
Sure, when you get your food prepared and your little boys delivered to you.
- Ya know how people say a rabbit's foot is lucky? Apparently Penny didn't get the email: she just brought us a rabbit's head.
- I am terrified to get in bed.
This week, the British government announced limits on gatherings of people to groups of no more than six. 7 people were dragged from the water at Brighton, by police with SCUBA gear. 27 soccer football games were broken up by police dressed as grass. 157 pubs were raided, by police dressed as Guinness, and Scotland Yard arrested itself. Parliament wanted to make clear that this was for the good of the country, and that video conferences of more than 6 people are also on the banned list.
In other news, the Prime Boris was asked for additional funding for police. It seems they're so busy busting up gatherings of more than 6 people, that they've stopped dealing with any other crime. Just yesterday, a man walked down the street with a carpet knife in his pocket. He would only have been stopped if he met 6 of his buddies down the carpet store (by police dressed as carpet tacks).
In other news, the Prime Boris was asked for additional funding for police. It seems they're so busy busting up gatherings of more than 6 people, that they've stopped dealing with any other crime. Just yesterday, a man walked down the street with a carpet knife in his pocket. He would only have been stopped if he met 6 of his buddies down the carpet store (by police dressed as carpet tacks).
BIRTHS
Tommy Shaw - Styx
Mickey Hart - Grateful Dead
LEFT THE BUILDING
Joe Zawinul - Weather Report
SJW Sandpaper
In France, the book "Men, I Hate Them" is selling very well, in spite of the ministry on gender equality's statement that the book incites hatred on the grounds of gender, which is a criminal offence. The publisher called it a "feminist and iconoclastic book" that suggests misandry can actually be a way of "making room for sisterhood." yes, we broke the law, but it's ok
Why black Americans are more likely to be vegan.
because meat is racist
NFL ratings drop double digits, fans boo
Dolphins won't take field for national anthem
Cher calls Trump a 'mass murderer' & says 'punishment is death' in deleted tweet
Why black Americans are more likely to be vegan.
because meat is racist
NFL ratings drop double digits, fans boo
Dolphins won't take field for national anthem
The University of Michigan-Dearborn hosted racially segregated events on
Tuesday, one for “Non-POC,” and the other for “BIPOC” (Black,
Indigenous, and People Of Color) students. Contacted for comment, Dr. King just continued to spin in his grave.
Cher calls Trump a 'mass murderer' & says 'punishment is death' in deleted tweet
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