Snuck into the legislation on 9-11 is using biometrics on aliens who apply for citizenship. Also on their sponsors. You only have 20 days to comment, so go for it. Just be polite and make your point. We need no biometric collection for anything.
Your love is like playing tennis with your pancreas
Dear lefty
- Why were those 2 people graveside, wearing masks?
- good question - I'd say the damage is already done...
Washington, DC, is absolutely thrilled about the death of Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
Let me rephrase that...
Sad with the passing of RBG, Washington is absolutely gleeful at something else to fight about, and is getting its ammunition ready. Yes, it's a full Court battle. He said, she said, they said, you said! But what about...? The reps have controversial choices, the dems are lining up pr0n stars, male escorts, and drug dealers for each of them. Business as usual, but with renewed vigor... this Flying AIDS business was too depressing.
- Because I was curious, I discovered women did not drive tanks in combat in WWII. In 2015, the Defense Secretary said all combat roles were open to women. I hope there wasn't a parallel parking test..
Experts say spending too much time on social media can be damaging to your mental health, especially when consuming too much negative news.Told you so.
Another example of how pr0n will save us all.
Hey, did you know Americans are recorded by security cameras 238 times per week? This has me VERY ANGRY, for obvious reasons, plus not leaving the house much. Now I have to find all the cameras around my house - I told you they were recording me....
- They told me her booty was off the hook. All I said was somebody should put it back on the hook. Now I'm the bad guy?
- While I'm mentioning it, I probably didn't need to put the 'FUN' into FUNeral the other day.
- This is why I don't go out much.
Mark Chapman has apologized for killing John Lennon, saying it was a 'despicable act'. In spite of that, he was denied parole for the 11th time. He might as well scrawl a swastika in his forehead and go with the Manson Defense. I miss old Charlie... he was nothing if not entertaining (after he got caught).
Russian Interference Daily: Pravda says they're watching the election closely, for any signs of tampering.
- Mrs lefty noticed her friends were packing on the pounds. She refers to it as 'The Covid 15'.
Our good pals at NASA are spending over $28 billion to send a man and woman to the Moon by 2024. How do they know a woman will qualify for the task? Oh, I get it, Social Justice. Of course there are great female astronauts, but I'm old fashioned and believe in the best person for the job. NASA didn't go all SJW when they put people on the moon the first time; they picked the best people for the job.
Ok, so $28 billion. Peanuts, right? Especially considering the Flying AIDS bailout. I'm still confused over this Moon thing. We were there before. Why is it such an allegedly impossible task to go back? Shouldn't we go to Mars or somewhere else? Will the aliens give the ship parking tickets? Will NASA invent [cue echo] SPACE TAMPONS?
It's that time again: nomination for Supreme Court. Who's good?
- M. Mouse
- Richard Nixon
- that Jewish chick from the pr0n movies, with the really big...
- Kim Jong Illin
- Jeffrey Epstein
- Vladimir Putin
- leave your suggestions in the comments
Perhaps it's women of a slightly more sane generation who don't 'get' the whole sexting thing. I say this because I had to explain it to Mrs lefty, who's north of 20. I complained that, even though I'm north of 20, I think it's a great idea, especially pictures. She remained unimpressed. So I decided to explain it to her [cue imposing music].
It's disgusting.
Think of it this way.
Uh-oh - I smell mansplaining...
I like boobies, right?
Oh yeah. But mine are yucky.
You're missing the point.
Usually.
If you send me pics of them, you're doing something I love. It's not how you feel about them, it's how I feel about them.
Nobody wants to see that.
*I* want to see that.
I can't.
C'mon, this is the girl who flashed me in the middle of a mall.
Well, yes, but that was a long time ago.
They're the same boobies, I hope.... how about verbal?
I'll have to think about it.
Ok, try this: tell me all the things you're going to do to me when you get home.
That I can do. I'm going to ask you to take the trash out. Then I'm going to have you wash the dishes. If you're really good, you can cook dinner. Did I do that right?
I guess a blowjob is out of the question.
In the end, I got the result I usually get: "We are not amused."
Happys
David Coverdale - Whitesnake (69- how appropriate)
Ray Charles
Roy Buchanan - talented, influential guitar player
Tony Hymas - played with Jeff Beck
Dan Toler - Allman Brothers/Dickie Betts, highly underrated
Julio Iglesias - not a guitar player
Linda McCartney - famous photographer, spouse
Our idols are collecting Social Security. This is disconcerting.
After the final war, when even the cockroaches have died, there will be only Keith Richards, shacked up with Betty White.
Unhappys
Robert McIntosh - Average White Band
Robert Hunter - dead, Grateful Dead
Buckwheat Zydeco - accordion, a favorite breakfast food
SJW Stinkies
According to a hashtag, it's National Mental Health Month.
I'm beyond help, but the rest of you suffering need to talk to someone. It turns out you don't have to feel like this. Your first step is to ask for help. You can ask the standard therapists or mental health workers in general. If you can't afford it, check with your city or county: there are programs for you. Oddly enough, some religious institutions can help (I know a pastor who took psychology so he could help, instead of telling you to pray on it). Talk to friends and/or relatives. Someone knows someone who can help. There is a way back to 'normal', WTF that is. Remember: if you're depressed, you might not come around to read this blog, which would make me unhappy. Leave a comment if you need to chat - they are not public until made so.
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