Thursday, November 19, 2020

I'm Having Sex Tonight, Whether I Want To or Not

 

Your love is like  a surprise snowstorm that causes a 24 car pileup on the interstate


  • Elon Musk has the Flying AIDS.
  • Tomorrow he's building the largest health center ever, and will cure the virus


Today I identify as  a 40meg hard drive on a 286 system


Is it ok that the Pentagon lied to a sitting president in order to keep US troops in Syria? They should be fired immediately and prosecuted.

Are you having any doubts about the military industrial complex? Eisenhower warned about them because he was aware of where things were going...


  • I just found chocolate shampoo: my life is complete


There are a lot of accusations of Bad Things happening at the polls. Lawsuits are pending. Meanwhile, China congratulated Biden on his win, and Russia offered to help count ballots.


Flying AIDS Treatment

Pfizer's CEO sold $5.6 million of stock, on the same day of the vaccine news.

Pfizer's vaccine is claimed to be 95% effective, with no side effects.

  1. vaccines take years to go through the process, and all have side effects. How did this one get through so quickly?
  2. how can a vaccine claim 95% efficacy when last year's flu vaccine was under 20% ?
I'm not calling conspiracy.. I'm laying out a few facts from the medical industry. Make your own decisions.

Australia is going to track Flying AIDS encounters with payment card records. It's starting. When bad stuff happens, it's frequently in Australia, migrating to the UK and US. Remember: once this stuff goes into effect, it never comes off.

Idiot Mayor closed a ridiculous amount of businesses in Philly. There is an indoor dining ban. Stay out of Philly. NASA or Elon Musk needs to investigate sending Idiot Mayor on one of their ships, off the planet.


  • Israeli medic fired for spitting on Jesus portraits
  • Who is gonna be the one to tell him that Jesus was Jewish?


Definition: beard - any female seen with 'the property brothers'


Cell Phone Happiness

New lawsuit: Why do Android phones mysteriously exchange 260MB a month with Google via cellular data when they're not even in use?

The iOS COVID-19 app ecosystem has become a privacy minefield


  • Microsoft is showing Windows 10 users full-screen ads for its Edge browser
  • This is not an operating system - it's an ad platform 


Hey, Chromebook users! That's a Google product. The operating system itself is Google. There is not an area of your life that Google doesn't want to mine. Why give them the chance? They're being used for schools too, which is a lawsuit waiting to happen.


The sticky business of transporting 2 human heads as carry-on baggage, during a serial killer probe. It's all good forensic work, but the reactions from airlines and security people are priceless.


A very small study shows psilocybin may help treat depression.

I did a small study of this in high school. It showed the magic mushroom consumers were usually so whacked out, they didn't remember they were depressed. Next week: LSD and depression.


  • Just read some reviews for a new amp. One described it as a paradigm shift and the other, a game changer. Make up your friggin minds. How am I supposed to be an informed consumer if I don't use the right buzzwords?
  • Don't forget, over the holidays, that you can play Game Changer Shots under lockdown, with your friends. Make your video connections, and whenever you hear someone say 'game changer,' take a shot. This game has already killed more students than the Flying AIDS at colleges across the country.


Dear lefty  

  • Where do you come up with this.... stuff?
  • Eric Clapton said he considers himself a conduit. I am too: the dog gives it to me telepathically. She sits there, wagging her tail and looking all cute, but behind the fluff lurks a diabolical intellect.



Boston University professor Ibram Kendi said that the term 'legal vote' is 'fictionally fraught' and 'racist.'

Other terms deemed racist were garlic, toilet paper, anvil, mother, and Elon Musk 








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