Of course there are troops there. Biden learned well from Obama's No Boots on the Ground promise. Lying fucks. We will never get out from under the Military Industrial Complex. ---> We were warned.
Conversations with my Dog
Me: You sure sneeze a lot.
Her: Yes I do.
Me: Out of 4 dogs, you're the only one who sneezes. A couple of times a day.
Her: Yup.
Me: Why do you sneeze?
Her: Why do you sneeze?
Me: Because your hair gets up my nose.
Her: Bingo!
Don't get me wrong: I love that it's getting warmer - maybe even sunnier (ok, less cloudy). But the sun makes the weeds grow, which means MOWING. The doctors can't figure out what the problem is, but I think it was a nasty incident with a mower when I was little. Maybe it was a Stephen King thing, where it came alive and chased me. It's not far from that now, metaphorically. I had to mow the weeds last week. I didn't want to because it would be setting the bar too high with the new neighbors. Although I suspect they already know.
San Francisco fog defeats pack of Waymo robo-taxis
No, honestly, they're perfectly ready for prime time.
We're their beta testers, like Windows.
On March 31, the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) filed suit against Pennsylvania's Saucon Valley School District after it dismantled the "After School Satan Club," an after-school program sponsored by the Satanic Temple with chapters across the country, alleging the club failed to communicate that it was not formally sponsored by the district. The ACLU argues that the removal was actually motivated by the hundreds of angry messages the district received from local parents and the general public.
Yeah, let's be serious here. It was the calls, of course. Religious freedom only exists when it benefits their religion. The court will decide, as they have in the past, that the Satan club has every right to be there, as do the atheists.
Is there anything Musk can't do?
lefty Restaurant Review: The Azteca
You know that guy.. the guy who's always screaming into his phone because he thinks the person on the other end can't hear him? He was 20' away from where we were sitting. His voice was LOUD and clear. If God, or one of his representatives (the official ones) made an announcement, they'd use this guy, whose voice carries to the next city. Naturally he wasn't the kind of guy who just sits there with nothing to say. No, he went on and on. Then went on and on. Nobody in the entire restaurant cared about anything he had to say and I was wondering what it would take to shut him up. The problem wasn't going to be around too much longer, judging by the sheer amount of paper airplanes, handguns, poison darts, and poison frogs that the other patrons were aiming.
While we were waiting to get sat, we watched about 10 employees walk around, none saying so much as a word in our direction. "Not again," I said to Wife. "These people have 5 minutes. Not to seat us, just to acknowledge our presence, or the pants come down." As we watched yet another employee pass us, I said, "4 minutes." Wife asked me if I was glad we waited, as a very attractive Mexican lady greeted us. She asked if we minded sitting at a booth near the bar. I said fine, provided she told everyone to shut up. Apparently she didn't hear me.
I don't want to say their girly frozen strawberry margaritas were potent, but it's been 4 hours and I'm typing this while hanging upside from the chandelier.
Where was I? Oh yeah, the food. It was really good.
AT&T launches medical radar device that monitors older adults through walls
AT&T wants you to know that there is absolutely nothing creepy about this.
The study found Chinese people were two percent happier on average living near high-speed rail
What have we learned?
- the Chinese are easily amused
- People are 25% happier with an adult store in their neighborhood.
- Two Texas cheerleaders shot after one gets into wrong car - the small 18 year old cheerleader looked dangerous, so he shot her
- Kaylin Gillis: Driveway shooting suspect shows no remorse - police - had no idea why the police where there, but didn't shoot at them
- Then there was the girl who, with malice aforethought, rang the wrong doorbell. Yup, she got shot too.
- Washington divided on how to stop mass shootings - Here we go: Gun Banning Theater. They have no idea how to stop it... it's all hot air.
Now this is the kind of forward thinking we need in government. It's action. It's reasonable and it costs nothing. This advice would have saved countless lives in Amtrak crashes in DC and PA.
Does even Dianne Feinstein know?The 89-year-old senator has missed 60 votes of the 82 taken in 2023.
She's so old and forgetful, she might run for president.
- Sir John Gielgud performed after his loan payment was late and they broke his leg
- Lady Emma Thompson did Funny Girl nude. Not because it was written that way - because she wanted to.
- Sir Barbara Streisand tried to do Funny Girl nude, but the show closed during the first scene. At least it took attention away from her nose.
- The entire cast of Harry Potter performed after inhaling anthrax, thinking it was cocaine.
- It has recently come out that Sir Paul McCartney performed a Beatles concert in 1967 under the influence of marijuana. Scotland Yard is investigating.
- Sir Jimi Hendrix did a short tour opening for the Monkees. He was out of his mind with shame and regret, but performed beautifully. His tour manager is still in hiding, 53 years after Jimi's death.
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