Your love is like trichinosis
RIP Ned Beatty (83) natural causes
- 'I miss airline meals so much I make them at home'
- Where Van Halen lived, this is a 5150. Where I live, it's a 302 (involuntary commitment)
Biden thinks we should build municipal broadband
The CEO of AT&T thinks the industry can kill the plan and keep getting billions for private ISPs
On the bright side, there's no hidden agenda - it's all out in the open
- Headache and runny nose linked to Delta variant (vaccine)
It's never been 'follow the science' - it's 'follow the money'
Don't forget the rapid OK of aspartame (Nutra Sweet) and Donald Rumsfeld's tenure as head of FDA
Queen meets Joe Biden at Windsor Castle
Apple settles lawsuit after iPhone techs posted woman’s explicit photos on Facebook, report says
Today I identify as a telephone pole. One that looks suspiciously like it might fall over
Joe forgot his 3x5 card and kept calling her Mrs. Queen
Joe has a permanent black and blue mark from where the lovely Mrs. Biden keeps elbowing him
Follow the Stupid
Let's take this piece by piece: owner of phone naturally takes nudes and a sex video, because she has to. No, there have not been any scandals where big celebrities have gotten their accounts hacked and their videos got online. Nor has anyone's boyfriend posted them to brag or out of spite. Nope. Nothing like that.
Phone breaks and she takes it to authorized Apple repair shop. Shop somehow manages to post all of the pics and video on Faceyspaces. Because surely nothing will come of an authorized Apple repair shop posting someone's nudes online. Perhaps they thought they were Geek Squad, who only got a copy of any nudes that came through repair. Lastly there's Faceyspaces. Of course there's Faceyspaces. People are killing themselves and posting it live on Faceyspaces.
It's not that we're not getting any brighter... it's that we're getting more stupid
True Story
My friend down the block gets a call from his aged neighbor: did he know there was a massager in the back yard? He goes out to check and discovers his dog tried to bury his wife's... personal massager/jackhammer, essential adult toy. My friend wants to know how the dog got the device, and how he walked past the humans with it and its 10' cord, with nobody seeing it.
This is why I love living where I live.
UFOs in the news
Ya know, UFOs!
Believe or not what you will, but you have to know something's up when the Giggle Factor has disappeared. You know, when the news is reporting something in the air and fails to make 'little green men' jokes or giggle.
Let's put on our Dr. Science hats, kids.
The experiment involved mice. What do our Dr. Science hats tell us about how mice sperm mimics human sperm - because the article says nothing other than samples went to the International Space Station. I hope it means dogs can reproduce. It would be a terrible, lonely planet without them.
TOKYO, June 14 (Reuters) - Tokyo Olympic
organisers plan to give away about 150,000 condoms at next month's
Games, but are telling athletes to take them home rather than use them
in the Olympic village where social distancing rules and coronavirus
measures are the top priority.
I read an article on this a while back, stating the Olympic athletes were sexual athletes and ran through a staggering amount of condoms. Based upon the desire to raise awareness, Tokyo has added a few olympic sports
- 50 yard condom wrapper throw
- 100 yard condom snap (empty and .... not)
- get the condom to your teammate, who ran out and is about to get busy
- condom sizing race
Monica Lewinsky is producing the latest installment of Impeachment: American Crime Story, for which she serves as a hands-on producer.
The series is about the Clintons, and Monica has yet to specify the cause of her own death.
- Man with 39 wives dies
- because he wanted to
What a day. I opened up Outlook and it didn't take up the whole screen by itself.
Just kidding
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| perhaps a license to reproduce IS a good idea |
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