Bears Sniffing Hairs

Vacationing in Beirut
Don't.


My old boss used to sniff a coworker's hair.
She thought it was a little weird.
We thought it was a lot weird.
He died. Probably from sniffing too much hair product.
Now that I think of it, she died too, possibly from using too much hair product.


Your love is like  an anvil to the big toe.



Public Service Announcement

If you haven't already, go online to your cell phone provider's site and review your plan. You never know what kind of crap you've been signed up for or how your private information is being shared. In theory, you can manage it online;

I needed to change my plan. It suggested 2 other plans that were ridiculous and nothing else. Ah, the convenience of online service. When I used the phone to call, they were closed for the day. But they want me to know they're there for me.

Got a Chromebook?
Set it on fire. It's another goog 'innovation' that sends them your data.
If the fire option isn't for you, there are linux distributions that install just fine...



For most of the summer, I dread that there will be a winter.
The only good thing I can think of is the lawnmowers will stop.



Speaking of neighbors, we will soon bid goodbye to one of the nicer neighbors we have: the ex-service paranoid schizophrenic with the weapons. Living proof that just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you. We spent many a night yelling at the helicopters over our houses (they just hovered there). He thought the motorcycles were up and down the street to harass him. I think the motorcycles are up and down the street to harass the entire neighborhood, with their ear-splitting noise. He's a really good guy and we'll miss him. Meanwhile there's still the 439 year old monster who stays awake at night, thinking of ways to annoy us, and the 90 year old sweetheart who still mows the lawn. This will not happen to me: I don't want to mow the lawn now, no less doing it when I reach that age.



There is now a committee on how to identify brain death.  We non-doctoral-type people, who drink expensive coffee drinks and think we know it all, say you can probably identify brain death with an electroencephalogram (EEG), or if they're in Congress.  We dare not suggest this, or the World Brain Death Project will lose its funding. Then they would have to go back to drinking expensive coffee drinks.



Dear lefty:

• What do you get when you cross an octopus with a tarantula?
• Your mother.

Because it feels so good when we stop  

Lafayette, Colorado, just paid a ransom for their ransomware problem, saying it was more cost effective than rebuilding from scratch. 

When will these elected idiots learn? They won't.

When will action come from above? That's the only way this will be helped in any fashion. Networks need to be secured, securely backed up, and the employees TRAINED to look out for phishing and malware.

But you have to admire the criminals pricing their crime at below the cost of restoring things.

Told you so. Again.   

Google Home devices 'accidentally' recorded your every word. Oops. Sorry.

Q. When will you get rid of this spying menace that you paid for?

A. You kiddin' me? It reminds me when The Masked Furry is on.

Airline shares surged Monday after federal data showed air travel at the highest volume in nearly five months and as political support grew for more federal aid for the struggling sector.

They anticipate a $25 billion relief package.

Well, we bailed out the auto industry. We bailed out the banks. Now we know who's next. 

Vermin Supreme (TM) @VerminSupreme

The mental health issues related to our lockdown and the pandemic are especially hard for people with depression. NAMI, The National Alliance on Mental Health have a 24 hour helpline: 800-950-6264.

In another peaceful Seattle evening, someone drove his white car into a building, probably a store, going by the cheering. Then he did it again, to more cheering. I assume the driver went home and set his house on fire. Unless he stole the car first.

• I heard someone say "The mechanic just called.... the total is only $1200!" It's the little things.

An online dress code was imposed on an Illinois school district. Pajamas are no longer allowed. Also, a desk is recommended - not laying in bed. It's a good thing kids are doing so well, in these days of The Flying AIDS, that we're worried about how the little so-and-so's are dressed.

Let's take an imaginary trip, back to our time in school....
Ever have that dream.. the one where you're in front of people.. with no pants?
What kind of masochist would appear in his virtual class in pajamas? The normal social order of laughing at people and bullying should work this issue out on its own.  * Except for the cheerleading squad, which can wear however much or little it wants.

Vladimir Putin claims a Flying AIDS vaccine is ready.
Now who do you trust more - Vladimir "Disappear Them" Putin or Bill "Windows Them" Gates.
Ugh.



I've been telling everyone that pedophilia goes up to the highest levels.
60 Minutes Australia exposes pedophilia up to and including Parliament. It's not a particularly pleasant video to watch, but you need to. Don't think it's limited to the UK. A male prostitute ring was signed in and went through the White House on Bush's watch. The elite use children and the practice must be stopped.