AI can be really scary. We're not really looking forward to its incursion into social media. We have to admit it's a really impressive effort, but the real difficulty has to be programming it to deal with all the rude, nasty, and death threat responses...
AI: Good morning, FB!
Answer1: F' U.
Answer2: Trump fan
Answer3: what kind of post is that? Go F yerself.
Answer4: Good Morning is a CIS white hetero statement, proving you're racist
Answer5: Jump off a bridge, asshole.
Your love is like a small stone in my sock
Somehow it figures that we bought a new GPS and Garmin reportedly paid millions of dollars to resolve their ransomware attack. Had I known that, there would be no GPS. Had I known there was going to be a new GPS, I would have objected anyway. When said GPS appeared, a small knife fight broke out. The counselors say this is a great improvement over the jousting that used to happen. The home repair guys are less happy, because there will be no more horses crashing about the house. The service elephant, though, remains.
Dear lefty
- My therapist says I'm paranoid
- thank her and keep on doing what you're doing
Good for the goog: they're buying a 6.6% stake in ADT. Now their alarm installers can put in a paid listening device without the homeowners having to leave the house. I'm sure that any day, the goog will let us know that they will never eavesdrop on your alarm signals. Nope. Not at all.
Speaking of which, I just saw Tik Tok. The aliens have stopped their breeding experiments with earthlings and are running away as fast as they can.
Beach SOS saves men stranded on tiny Micronesian island. Micronesian (Little Nesia) men scrawled SOS (SOS) in the beach and were rescued after planes flying above spotted the message. The men, Gilligan And Skipper, commented, "The SOS in the sand thing never worked before."
Ever notice, when we see a rescue craft, we jump up and down, shouting, as if the helicopter or ship will hear us.
After 4 years of trying to hamper Trump, we realize the Democrats have done the country a tremendous favor: they spent all their time trying to screw Trump, so there was less time left for screwing us.
Science Minute
Water beetles can live on after being eaten and excreted by a frog.
An experiment was done with politicians, but they couldn't find anything that would eat them.
The president released an Executive Order indicating telehealth may be the new normal. Rural communities are thrilled with this, but their joy may be cut short when the doctor tells them to examine their own ears.
Flying AIDS news
Hey, those Norwegian cruise ships that started sailing after the Flying AIDS crisis? They were canceled due to breakouts of another Flying AIDS crisis.
In some Chinese caves, one out of every 20 bats is infected with the Flying AIDS.
How do they know? Is there a People's Bat Tester?
About the Flying AIDS and treatment....
This doctor treated 300 patients.
Post it on social media and it will be removed as fake science.
Are you a fan of Microsoft Teams? Are you forced to use it?
There's a tiny bug that allows the program to keep on communicating when a VPN is disconnected.
Penguin poop has been spotted in satellite images of Antarctica.
It's not that our
A new Canadian guideline says obesity shouldn't be judged by a person's weight.
Obviously, it should be judged by the quality of their nose hair.
A Connecticut man failed the test to become a police officer.
He was not admitted because his IQ was too high. He lost his suit for discrimination. SMARTISM!
Honda is recalling 608,000 vans and SUVs because of faulty software. It's nothing important: just the driver's display.
Well, don't put software in cars. Test it intensively. Getcher damn connectivity on yer laptop, not yer car.
Meanwhile, Tesla's wiper controls through its screen are now illegal in Germany, because someone got distracted and crashed their car. Can you imagine what things would be like if we tried to eliminate the Doofus Factor (further)? We already aren't allowed to cross the street in some places.
Just found out that a comic we performed with had a sex change.
She should magically change sex in the middle of her set.
SJW Sonar
A female veteran was called 'racist' for attending a Blue Lives Matter protest and there is a change.org petition for her removal from the school board.
My buddy's office is filing a federal Equal Opportunity complaint and all work has stopped. Their anti-harassment training said there were only 2 genders.
Kindergarten Cop has been canceled in Portland after complaints it sympathizes with law enforcement.
After vandalizing another Starbucks, one Seattle activist justifies the destruction by claiming buildings are “perpetulating” violence against people.
SJW Sonar
A female veteran was called 'racist' for attending a Blue Lives Matter protest and there is a change.org petition for her removal from the school board.
My buddy's office is filing a federal Equal Opportunity complaint and all work has stopped. Their anti-harassment training said there were only 2 genders.
Kindergarten Cop has been canceled in Portland after complaints it sympathizes with law enforcement.
After vandalizing another Starbucks, one Seattle activist justifies the destruction by claiming buildings are “perpetulating” violence against people.
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