Nanci Pelosi (D-Hell) mandated masks on the House floor.
I predict never-ending amusement when the Ruling Class has to behave like the Ruled.
Your love is like one of those things in the toilet that won't flush.
Chinese hackers got to the Vatican's computer networks.
I demand proof: they should release the Vatican's Big Secrets.
Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos 'Can't Guarantee' Policy Against Using Seller Specific Data Hasn't Been Violated
Now they're just laughing in our faces.
Highlights of Lord Zuck's testimony before Congress: "Yeah, but we're not as bad as Amazon and Google."
However, he will continue his work on circuit boards and general electronics.
On Sunday 3 May, the government of Nicolas Maduro announced Venezuela's
armed forces had repelled an armed incursion. Operation Gideon was a
deeply flawed coup attempt. But what would compel exiled Venezuelans and
former US Special Forces soldiers to join a plan that, from the outset,
looked like a suicide mission?
The CIA?
After hundreds of years of requests, England's government will investigate why there are so many stones in the ground.
The latest Mars rover, Perseverance, launched the other day.
The Martians are starting to formally complain that we're sending too much junk to the planet. They got tired of messing with the rovers, lining up rocks to say "Earthmen are pussies" and spray painting Martian graffiti on them:
- Earthmen go home!
- We're telling you, there's no one here
- HOW many genders?
I go to sit on the couch, my ancestral home, and the first thing I notice is a drug company pamphlet, asking "Are you having trouble swallowing?" Everybody swallows just fine, thank you.
The creators of an AI that tried to predict gender from their internet handle or email address shut down after the tool was found to be sexist. Among their complaints...
- anything with Nurse was female, Doctor was male
- there were only TWO genders!
- the opening screen said nothing about Black Lives Matter
- the program didn't take a knee before supplying its answer
My friend's wife thinks she was bitten by a bat. She rushed to the hospital and decided to self-quarantine for a week. I don't know what she's worried about: American bats are more likely to carry rabies, which requires a series of painful shots. She won't get The Flying AIDS unless she goes to China and gets bitten by one of their bats. If she starts foaming at the mouth, it's safe to remove your masks.
SJWs go insane (further), demanding IBM be canceled over homophobia.
Everything new is old again: my new laptop doesn't have an optical drive.
Way back when I started, all laptops had floppy drives only. If you needed a CDROM drive, you had to buy an external one. It also doesn't have a modem, which I stopped using in the 90s. Oddly, it has an SD card slot and too few USB ports.
There was a shooting at the 25th District police station in Chicago. 2 officers were down and the shooter was in custody. Most importantly, there was a report of police protesters en route to the station. The protesters are trying to get their response time down so they're on-scene before the police.
Hong Kong is on its 3rd wave of The Flying AIDS.
WTF is wrong with America, which is only on its 2nd wave? The US needs to lead the world in something other than military spending, knowwhatimsaying?
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