It's Not That I've Stopped Trying - It's That I've Stopped Succeeding

In my opinion, artists produce art because of internal issues. It drives their creativity, in an attempt to get itself out of their minds and into the light.

I have some experience here: I spent quite a while in comedy and I can tell you comics are some of the most miserable people you'd never want to meet. As a guitar player since the age of 12, I can absolutely relate to this. Playing the guitar was an escape.. it felt great. It gave me a high that nothing else could touch, including alcohol and drugs. It was therapy. To this day it remains therapy. I'm not likely to take myself out, though (and very few would consider it a tragedy), but you've seen musicians doing it way too frequently lately.


Give it some thought...

Fame just means your problems are making more money. When they become too burdensome - POOF. BOOM. Whatever.

That's my theory.
And what it is.
And whose it is too.

And now we have something we never thought we'd see: artists dying from cancer all over the place. Seriously - Gregg Allman?


Flying AIDS news

Speaking of cancer, did you know the National Institutes of Health has a financial interest in Bill Gates' Flying AIDS vaccine? Diversifying their portfolio, NIH also disclosed financial relationships with Gilead, the drugmaker introducing an expensive competitor to Hydroxychloroquine, the inexpensive anti-malarial drug (that 'doesn't work' to cure the Flying AIDS, and is banned from social media as Fake News or disinformation).

Strangely, the Flying AIDS treatment panel of the NIH has more than a few ties to drugmakers. Don't forget, whatever 'cure' emerges, the drug companies are not liable for anything.

600,000 military were falsely told they had the Flying AIDS. People who weren't even tested.



Mrs lefty is a huge Wendy Williams fan.
When I say I am not a fan, I'm being very polite. Extremely polite.
I do my best not to be exposed to Wendy, but Mrs lefty watches the show every day. Since my office is 2 floors away, I get it full volume. It's not that she listens to it LOUD, but I could hear it full volume working in someone else's house, down the block. I guess the people I need to be more upset with is Wendy's audience, of drooling sycophants who do anything she says and think she's the black female Jesus. This is ridiculous. Everybody knows that's Oprah.

To add insult to injury, Wendy was being interviewed on a different show and Mrs lefty was glued to the tv while we ate lunch. I begged and pleaded, politely, to put anything else on.... anything... old war movies.. black and white movies.... silent movies... 40 year old game shows... a station that only plays commercials.. anything. No luck. It turns out that Mrs Frankenstein doesn't look like a very nice or happy person when being interviewed. And I had to try to eat during this.

What did we learn? Wendy has a problem that causes fat ankles and she's not happy about it. And to time lunches more carefully.

I gotta run away - Judge Judy is on in 15 minutes.

Wendy O. Williams was the lead singer of the punk band The Plasmatics. Upon occasion, she'd grab a chainsaw and saw something in half. She is not related to the black Wendy Williams, mentioned earlier - she was just a lot more fun to watch.



Now that we're in the post-George Floyd world, we're going to have to make some changes, specifically to language. Our correspondent Mirriam Webster (Merriam's long lost sister), spinning in her grave, gives us some examples:

• Neil DeGrasse Tyson will now study holes with significant sucking power
• black eye: people of color have 2
• blacksmiths: erased from history as a symbol of racism
• veterinarians will no longer work on blackcock or blacksnake, nor will white women, looking for a thrill
• all pimples will be known as whiteheads, regardless of color 
• Joan Jett and the Blackhearts will perish in a 'peaceful demonstration' in Seattle.
• blackmailing is sending or delivering mail to people of color
• black is now 'that very dark shade of gray'
• whiteout will not be changed. Who cares?

Faceyspaces improved everybody's life once again, this time by adding blackface photos to the banned post list. I continue not to have an account, but it's an endless source of amusement and proof of near-fatal stupidity. Next week: a ban on photos of women who have breasts.


Joe "Huh?" Biden announced his vice presidential candidate the other day, selecting Whoopee Goldberg, because she's black, female, and has a Jewish last name. He said that with any luck, she's a lesbian too.

The president's response was that she has been very nasty, very nasty, to him and that she keeps being black on purpose.




SJW Sickness


The lastest in the Corporate SJW March is NASA, which has decided to "re-examine" how it refers to cosmic objects.

"As the scientific community works to identify and address systemic discrimination and inequality in all aspects of the field, it has become clear that certain cosmic nicknames are not only insensitive, but can be actively harmful," the agency said.

Planetary nebula NGC2392 will no longer be the Eskimo Nebula. They will also drop "Siamese Twins Galaxy". They're currently deciding whether "Those Wacky Negro Nebulas" should be changed.