Sunday, August 30, 2020

Prune Flavored Fish?


She comes to work armed, in a bulletproof vest.
She's the most nervous person in Washington DC.
Her clients are openly hostile.
Who is she?
She's Kellyanne Conway's marriage counselor.



Your love is like  the bends



Kentucky Fried Chicken has dropped the 'finger lickin good' slogan amid the Flying AIDS pandemic.  I don't see the problem, unless you go licking someone else's fingers, in which case there will be larger problems....



Dear lefty
  • I think I'm knocked up. The father could be one of 13 guys. What do I do?
  • What NASA does when there's a problem before liftoff: abort - abort!  You might also want to keep the gangbangs to an absolute minimum.


This is the 25th anniversary of Windows 95.
Now it's vaccines.
Bill Gates should be tried as a war criminal.



  • So I sez to her, I sez, "Be nice to me or I'll take up bagpipes."




The World Health Organization hired a notorious PR firm to get celebrities to spread their message on the Flying AIDS.  Nothing to see here, go on home....

Big Pharma’s Covid-19 Profiteers
How the race to develop treatments and a vaccine will create a historic windfall for the industry — and everyone else will pay the price.
CBP Now Has a Massive Searchable Database for Devices Seized at the Border

The US border agency will be able to sift through data extracted from travelers' laptops and cellphones for up to 75 years. I don't remember either candidate mentioning this 4th Amendment violation in their speeches... 

The CDC says people exposed to the Flying AIDS do not need testing.
Yesterday there were articles stating those infected can be infected again.
THIS is why there is no faith in 'experts', or much of anyone else. It's been since roughly January, and these idiots are 'leading' the fight?

NOTE: I'm breaking my own rule by posting the above. We really need to concentrate on what we want, and not on the negative.



  • There's apparently a self-help book called How Not to Get Promoted. No wonder someone asked to interview me for a book recently.



Dontcha hate it when... you're trying to get married, and the Klingons attack?


People are naming their babies Dua and Kylo because Dua Lipa and Kylo Ren are famous persons. I don't know about you, but I can't wait til Iqbal Smith, Blowjob Susie, Ignatz Aggerwal, and Suckit Surreal become famous. That's gonna be some rough childhoods.....

My real name is Jimmy Page lefty Hendrix
My parents were stupid too.



  • It's day 2 of Russian interference in the upcoming election. They're trying to influence people through this blog. This does not speak well for the Russians. Don't tell them we get no more than 7 visitors per day.


Lightning strikes twice... perhaps thrice.
William Shatner recorded another album! This track features Ritchie Blackmore (Deep Purple), with Captain Shatner 'singing' The Thrill is Gone. It's every bit as good as his previous hits, Mr Tambourine Man and Rocket Man. The only question remaining is whether Bill's in on the joke. And did Ritchie Blackmore try to punch him on the way out of the studio.





SJW Snickering


NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell says he wishes he had 'listened earlier' to Colin Kaepernick


In the 2nd night of protests, people in Kenosha, WI marched and peacefully set cars on fire. Note to cities: announcing a curfew is lacking as a violence prevention method, in that 100% of the protesters ignore it.


2 people were killed and 1 injured in shootings at the Kenosha riots protests on the 3rd night.
Local media reports earlier said the violence was believed to have stemmed from a conflict between protesters and armed men guarding a petrol station.
A state of emergency has been declared in Wisconsin, so the 4th night of rioting should be sparsely attended, if at all.

Tonight's Chant: NO JUSTICE, NO CARS! NO JUSTICE, NO BUILDINGS!
The tide is turning... when you go to YouTube to watch, the live video is referred to as Riots, not protests.


Black Lives Matter rioters attacked the Kenosha Dinosaur Discovery Museum and tore down a statue of a dinosaur in the name of racial justice.


All white people are racists.


Report: Seattle Rioters Used Concrete To Seal Police Precinct Doors Shut In Effort To “Burn Officers Alive”   If true, you're seeing the unstated agenda. This has nothing to do with black lives....





Which gender are you?

No comments:

Post a Comment