Sting Left the Police and is now In the Navy

Final Sign of the Apocalypse

Facebook to take board seat at Linux Foundation after signing as Platinum member.  It was nice knowing some of you.

• Dontcha hate it when some idiot posts a stupid request to the entire email list, then the bigger idiots hit Reply-All to complain about it? Email is so new, these people must not realize how to operate it....

Praise Idiot Mayor: The restaurants will be allowed to open, and even serve food, on September 8, IF Flying AIDS numbers go down. There will be a few restrictions...

• No food will be served inside. Or outside.
• The sales tax will go up a few points, cuz this is Philly.
• There must be an odd number of people at a table
• You can't sit at a bar, but feel free to enjoy our new 8% beverage tax
• Black people and other preferred minorities will get choice of seating (this mayor is a piece of work- I'm not kidding)
• Only a small percentage of seats can be filled. Take the cost of running the restaurant and halve it to get the percentage.
• There will be a small, 50% 'temporary' parking tax
• Your car will be torn up even worse, cuz we stopped doing anything at all with the roads (worse than normal)
• Masks must be worn while eating

The NFL has an idea to bring football back during the pandemic!
The terribly well-off team owners and individual millionaires will hire people to play for them, so they don't get the Flying AIDS. The victims new players will be recruited from local gridirons and couches everywhere. Since they'll play for almost nothing to get on tv, the teams can stock up on them, so they can replace them when they get sick. It's positively brilliant: the filthy rich team owners will get to keep their money, as will the millionaires, and only licensed vendors can sell ridiculously expensive shirts, or Homeland Security will bust a cap in their asses.


Your love is like  sawing your own arm off with a spoon


Speaking of the Flying AIDS, I was listening to some police radio from Chicago. In 10 minutes, there were 2 calls from 'anonymous sources' about parties with no social distancing or masks. I propose new regulations: before Sally Snitch or Tommy Tattletale calls the police about a mask or distancing issue, they be required to give their name, which will be posted on the police website. End of issue.

Europe's Top Health Officials Say Masks Aren't Helpful in Beating COVID-19
Did you know Switzerland hasn't used masks or distancing and is doing well?
Not to worry, the advice will change next week.


A newspaper headline asks, "Joe Biden: where does the US presidential hopeful stand on key issues?"  How the hell should he know?



NCSU researchers said they ran 66,606 telephone lines between March 2019 and January 2020, during which time they said to have received 1,481,201 unsolicited calls -- even if they never made their phone numbers public via any source.


Things are so much more secure since I went with ridiculously long, complex passwords. The ironic part is not getting into sites because I put my name in wrong.

• Goog assistant privacy settings. Use them.

Mrs lefty got to chat with a cocker neighbor the other day. A black couple, she's had it with her husband putting up BLM signs on the lawn, but decided not to fight that battle. Both of us recently lost dogs. She realized Mrs lefty was walking Penny and said she was sorry we lost Marshall. His legend lives on.

• RUSH NEWS: Painting eyes on cow butts helps ward off predators

Experiments in quantum physics have proved you don't exist.
Further, the Wigner paradox is real. Remember Schroedinger's Cat? That little bastard was in and out of my house, tearing things up and fighting with the dog. Wilma Flintstone went into a sealed room, looking to see if the cat was dead or alive. Fred Flintstone was outside the sealed room, measuring. Wilma determines the feline is alive, largely due to its motion. Fred hasn't made an observation yet so he sees Wilma in the unique female position of seeing the cat dead and alive. When Fred takes a peek, the cat could possibly be dead, contradicting Wilma's observation (this is perfectly normal in marriage). The scientific conclusion is that you never send your spouse to check on anything involving quantum physics, and you better hope there's no dog to see the cat. Always remember: a quantum particle, or a woman, can be on, off, or both.

• Microsoft will be ending support for Internet Explorer 11 in 2021. Until then, they're busy drilling security holes in the new Edge browser.

We're at the 100th anniversary of the 19th Amendment, giving women the right to vote. Women's lives matter. We're all human. No one is chattel.


The world's largest cruise line, Carnival, was hit with ransomware.
I don't know about you, but after ships hitting stationary objects, Flying AIDS onboard, toilet failures, and now ransomware, these guys couldn't protect their ships from dust.


The Pentagpon announced on Friday that it had elevated the status of its UAP task force following pressure from Congress and the fact that multiple instances have been reported of unknown objects reportedly making incursions into military airspace.

Cut it out, willya? Now the taxpayers are funding two Pentagon UFO groups; the original one, and the new one. Another part of the psyop or Grand Plan<tm>. Don't forget - the government has spent untold amounts of time, money, and effort to convince you these don't exist. Or that they didn't affect national security. Now there's a group to study them?  As for Congress, they're pissed they're not included in the knowledge. This subject is classified so tightly, the president can't access it.

SJW Slump

A major British medical school is leading the drive to eliminate what it calls "inherent racism" in the way doctors are trained in the UK.


[UK] Body positivity campaigners say the government's obesity strategy "blames" bigger people for Covid-19.

What to do when a person of color shouts ALL LIVES MATTER at your largely white BLM rally? A serious SJW issue.

The news went to sports, specifically basketball: on the court, in large black letters, was BLACK LIVES MATTERS. Does this mean BLM is sponsoring the team?