Your love is like this blog, after an encounter with Faceyspaces
- How do you know things are really bad?
- Canada's Trudeau closes the border until you get the Flying AIDS under control. Viral Americans, eh? With their guns and their unfashionable fashion sense.
- Credit where it's due: Trudeau has always looked better in a dress.
Russian interference in the election continues, as Vladimir Putin, Ruler for Life, touts a second unproven Flying AIDS vaccine. One must admit that it's much easier to get vaccines approved when you're Ruler for Life. If you're merely president, there's so much bribing of regulatory agencies to be overseen.
What makes Putin's vaccines so interesting is their delivery system. No one ever sees them going in and no one notices, til the body turns up (radioactive).
Dear lefty
- Who is going to win the election?
- Vladimir Putin - unless someone interferes
NASA is giving $14.1 million to Nokia to build a 4G cellular network. On the moon. You and I know they can do this, but they will need some fresh excuses as to why the service sucks:
- it's cloudy - nope
- water got into the junction box - nada
- you don't have a clear view of the tower - still nope
- the technology is still very new - ahhhhh...nope
- if we can't make it work well on Earth, what do you expect on the Moon? - we have a winner!
- it's much slower in a vacuum
- the signal only weighs 1/6 of its Earth weight, so it doesn't move very fast
- the Moon has a much smaller radius, and the signal wants to roam free
- wait til we get some more towers up
- do you like the fake vegetation on our towers?
Every now and then we are afflicted with a dose of Stupid.
Last time, it was people parking on train tracks. Now it's people flying drones or jetpacks at airports. It's a bird - It's a plane - it's another moron in a jetpack! Guys - if you're going to test out your jetpacks, why not do it someplace safe, like a missile testing range?
- If mental health pills had calories, some of us would never have to eat.
The good news: there is now a 5 minute Flying AIDS test
The bad news: results have to go through the US Postal Service, so they will still take weeks.
Southeastern Pennsylvania has some bizarre names: Street Road, King of Prussia, Blue Bell, Blue Ball, and Intercourse. What are some of yours?
Today I identify as a cup of tea. A nice cup of tea. Some lemon, some sugar.
Why do I spend half of my work time desperately trying to stay awake, then when I'm off, I don't need the nap I've been.. errr... dreaming of.
And the results are the proprietor of ThermionicEmissions does not have the Flying AIDS. That's a very good 24 hour turnaround.
As far as the doctor's office is concerned, all is well.
As far as Mrs lefty and I are concerned, this is an unholy waste of time.
I called complaining of a long fever and dizziness. They sent me for a Flying AIDS test. Ok, cover your ass, I get it. Now, about my actual complaint....?? Oh, get lots of rest and liquids. If you still have a fever, we can have another telemed visit.
This is medical care? I have to ask about the fever? They'll schedule another televisit if the fever continues? No. Oh, everybody loves telemedicine - this is the way things are going. Heaven help us.
Happys
Fred Turner - Bachman Turner Overdrive
Bob Weir - Dead but not dead
Flea - Chili Peppers
John Mayer - statisticians have discovered the 3 women on Earth he hasn't slept with (yet). Taylor Swift has 4 albums of Mayer songs in the can.
SJW Attacks
Disney updates content warning for racism in classic films
Yo - dis movie diss POCs because White Privilege
Lady and the Tramp has been pulled from Disney's roster over the depiction of cocker spaniels as spaghetti hounds.
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