Your love is like a brief, 3 week virus that lasted a year
The Pope, a lightning rod lately, for his stance on gay marriage, is a great civil rights supporter and just hired his first black cardinal. Cardinal Twenny Five Cent said that he was proud to be at this place at this time in history, and greatly looked forward to performing the duties of his office, if the pope would ever tell him what they were. He stated that we're all one color and wanted to stress this in his teachings, if his job required teachings.
The Pope, a great civil rights supporter, ordered a celebratory dinner of fried chicken, watermelon, and grape soda. Cardinal Twenny, as well as the rest of the Vatican, was aghast.
The cardinal doesn't expect to be in office very long, once the pope discovers he doesn't like little boys.
Today I identify as artificial sweetener
Russian interference into the upcoming election continues. The data on every American voter is available on a Dark Web site, but no one can afford it.
Dear lefty
- Any election predictions?
- one guy will win, the others will lose
- people will be very angry, claiming shenanigans for 25 years to come
- sheep and babies will be nervous
- Trump will claim victory regardless, Biden will claim it's a good night for a colonoscopy
- there will be uncomfortable moments, when voters air their grievances; half with pitchforks, half with AR14s.
HIM and HER
HER: You know, I've been waiting 2 years for you to put together this noisemaking sculpture for the front yard.
HIM: 2 years huh?
HER: 2 whole years.
HIM: Maybe there's a reason.
HER: Like what?
HIM: I don't want yet another noisemaker in the front yard and I'm trying to spare the neighbors.
HER: Aw, but it's beautiful and sounds wonderful.
HIM: That's what you said about the last 17 of them.
HER goes out, probably shoe shopping.
HIM figures he'll score a few points by assembling the hideous noisemaking sculpture that he hasn't put together for 2 years. Maybe he'll get a bj out of it (he's reaching for the stars).
HIM secures all the parts, some larger than the car, and way louder. There sure are a lot of parts to this. He spreads them all over the floor so he can put the thing together. Ummm... there are no instructions, not even IKEA instructions. There's not even a picture so he knows what it's supposed to look like.
HER: Ooooh! Thank you so much for putting together my sculpture!
HEM: Well, let's say I tried. There are no instructions. Not even a picture on the box.
HER: Oh, that's because I put them away.
HIM: You put them away?
HER: Yeah, I didn't want them to get lost.
HIM: Like they are now?
HER: I have them somewhere. I just have to look.
HIM: Had you considered, maybe, putting them with the actual parts themselves? The Space Shuttle can't miss those parts.
HER: I have a system.
HIM: And how's that workin' out for ya? Well, don't say that I held this up.
- The state of South Australia is the first in the world to be 100% solar energy-supplied
- Obviously, a war is near.
If I had personalities, they'd be at war right now. More and more, I'm trying to cut out some of the more extreme negativity and just use my own (there's enough to power small planets). Yesterday I went to watch one of my favorites, Richard Dolan, and came across a real winner. Regrettably, I have to recommend this. I don't know how this guy sleeps, with all the territory he covers, and the information he comes up with.
CBP Refuses to Tell Congress How it is Tracking Americans Without a Warrant
Is It Possible that our governments are forward-thinking and not filled with complete idiots?
Plans were made to give early shots to Santa Clauses.
Nope, not possible.
Asian giant hornets can wipe out a colony of honeybees in hours. The first colony was discovered in the US, and taken out with a vacuum hose. As is government today, one of them was fitted with a tracking device.
Meanwhile in Philadelphia, the mayor said that it's racist to kill Asian giant hornets and they have sanctuary in Philly, along with the illegal aliens. He said the Asian bees are smarter than the American bees because they study harder and the American bees are fat and lazy.
- Louisiana Calls Out National Guard to Fight Ransomware Surge
- is it possible Louisiana has had one too many floods?
Blood
The strangest thing happened today: the doctor's office called. This was an actual medical professional, not the guy who vacuums the cobwebs from the door frames. My results from 3 days back were in: I'm dead. I should not be walking around with my blood the way it is. They're sending a meat wagon to the house later today.
Mrs lefty tried to look upset and asked veiled questions about sufficient life insurance.
Penny will not like it when Backup Mom goes away.
I have mixed feelings. If you try to live by logical principles, this dead thing does not square with actual life. Would I be blogging from beyond the veil? Would Mrs lefty hear when I speak? Would City Council continue to ignore me?
Online folks would say, "Oh, I knew he was dead a long time ago" or "His tweets have lacked that living thing lately."
The only truly sad person would be the pizza guy. I tithe to him.
In spite of my lack of living state, the doctor would like to see me, either to pronounce me dead or to touch me. I'm not touched by my wife, no less a physician. On the bright side, it would not be a telemedicine visit. Cuz I'm not going to telemed anymore, even dead.
- I am not trying to be That Guy, but I'm wondering how differently kids will grow up, with all the information at their fingertips. Technology will be automatic to them, and the answer to every question will be a search away. This beats the hell out of having to go to the [gasp] library. How will the kids be different? Will they be intellectually stupid? Will they be advanced? Will they still use Google?
A man stole a bulldozer and ran down Biden signs.
Although I prefer tanks, the ballot box is still up - stop being an ass....
- Multiple witnesses notice strange lights over Hawaii sparking UFO frenzy
- can we stop the information hoarding already?
Happys
Bootsy Collins
Jon Anderson - Yes
Chad Smith - RHCP, Chickenfoot
Bill Wyman - Rolling Stones
Bye Byes
Paul Barrere - Little Feat - the end of several eras
Jack Bruce
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