Sunday, January 9, 2022

Them Mushrooms Made Me See Pink Anvils

Your love is like  an artichoke smoothie


 Well, here's the announcement you've been waiting for: Psilocybin has no sort of long-term detrimental effects in healthy people.

Hopefully the study was done longer term than Flying AIDS meds.

psilocybin can be safely administered at doses of either 10mg or 25mg to up to six participants simultaneously.

What does six participants have to do with long-term safety?

potential treatment for a range of mental health conditions, including treatment-resistant depression (TRD) and PTSD.

Naturally we'll all be interested in seeing if this helps. Can you imagine the trials?

  • Oh, wow, man... I forgot I was depressed
  • I think the variations in talking hand tools really helped my PTSD
  • Do I still have to avoid the brown acid?
  • Is it ok to put these mushrooms in everyone's salad?


Today I identify as  a word people aren't allowed to say


New French Law Requires Car Commercials to Tell People to Walk or Bike Instead
The French are sometimes strange....
This is probably related to
  • gambling abuse info during online gambling commercials
  • alcohol commercials tell you to "drink responsibly"
  • cigarettes carry a large warning saying "Cigarettes cause cancer"
Coming up are the following:
  • electric cars advise you to use Hot Wheels
  • houses advise you to rent cardboard boxes
  • bicycles and masks tell you to Stay Home 
  • red meat advises chicken
  • cats recommend dogs
  • cell phones tell you to go visit someone
  • social media advises you to be nice to everyone
  • YouTube advises you to open your front door and see what's happening


Flying AIDS News

WHO Downplays Threat of Covid-19 Variant Found in France

Italy bans unvaccinated people over the age of 50 from going to work, starting Feb 15

CDC muddles message on rapid tests while defending controversial guidance




John Deere now has self-driving tractors!
The advantages include:
  • Run over your neighbors, blame the tractor
  • Go into town and buy some fancy overalls
  • Slip on over to Martha May's to sample her 'dumplins'
  • Find more and better hayseeds to suck on, to maintain that suphistocated look
  • Produce more youngins, after Ma gets the self-loading dishwasher
  • the Tesla model, of course, spontaneously combusts

The tractors are banned in Kentucky because drunk tractor races require an actual drunk to actually operate them.


  • Whatever happened to Dennis Rodman?
  • I'll take Questions that Nobody Asks for $500, Bob


President Biden was asked about the riot on 1/6.
He said, "But that's today!"

But seriously, folks... without taking sides, the most interesting thing to me was the difference in press coverage, especially abroad. You might see 'riot' in the US, while ARMED INSURRECTION was in the press overseas.


  • Ghislane Maxwell was found guilty. This is no surprise.
  • Ghislane Maxwell was found alive. THIS is a surprise.


The Grammys have been postponed. Pick a reason:
  1. not enough white people getting awards
  2. no music produced in the last year
  3. even your pets won't watch
  4. they have been a farce since the 1970s

  • Rocket Launching has is becoming a huge thing.
  • What we're missing is that we need new technology. Sure, watching that BOOM and splash of fire is great, but we need another way to do it. This technology is ancient. We can go farther and faster without the BOOM.

It's a darker shade of gray than normal out today. Looks like snow, which is odd, as it's supposed to snow tomorrow. So let me bitch that it's ugly and it snows in winter. People who move west sometimes bitch that there's no snow at Christmas. Me, I'm perfectly ok with no snow at all. The only time I want to see snow is on tv news. And I don't watch tv news.


Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray.substack.com) has been thrown off Paypal. He is the second right-leaning person to be thrown off. Now we can add Paypal to the list of companies setting the narrative. First it was banks dropping adult industry workers. Then social media chucking people with viewpoints they didn't like. Pretty soon, having certain viewpoints can make you invisible and unable to collect money. You need to pay attention to this even if you're not right-leaning. It's only a matter of time til your group is shut down.




As we're aware, plumbing is not my strong suit. So naturally the plumbing is messing with us. I wonder if it reads this blog. It's not bad enough the toilets get stuffed - this morning a sink didn't drain. We all know toilets have magic inside of them, but sinks... they go into black holes and warp space-time. Some stuff goes in and never comes out. I never took theoretical physics in high school, so I just take the Beatles' advice and Let it Be. For all we know, the top half of our sinks are right where we can see them, but anything under that comes out it a different universe. If we add quantum physics into the mix, plumbing only exists when we aren't observing it. So instead of calling a plumber, we need to call Michio Kaku, or really warp things and call Steven Hawking. Do you wonder what heaven looks like for Hawking? He can move freely and there are plenty of strip clubs (his assistants would routinely wheel him into strip clubs). 

So if Kaku and Hawking aren't available, I will have to don my Super Plunger cape and get in there. The plunger is the only piece of plumbing equipment I am qualified on (I took an internet course). I guess the only question is, while plungering a sink, will I suck up a different universe? If so, I want one where I'm almost deliriously happy and Wife is very well.









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