Wednesday, March 11, 2020

Cat Urine as Cat Soap

I don't want you to take what I say as gospel. I'd prefer that you take it as a starting point to do your own research. Toward that end, a great reading room is The Black Vault. Owner John Greenwald, at a young age, discovered the Freedom of Information Act. He became a real star at getting official government documents - all legal.

John has an unbelievable vault of these FOIA documents... UFO, declassified, unknown, message forums.  I strongly urge you to take a look. Remember: this is not opinion.... this is official government documents.




Dear lefty

  • Where do you come up with this shit?
  • Where do you come up with that alleged mustache?



Using drag queens to unite communities (in Serbia and Kosovo).
Imagine a world where Israeli drag queens dance openly with Palestinian drag queens. Where normal drag queens perform with SJW drag queens (they're already in costume). Where national news drag queens mince it up with Fox drag queens. Where Trump-supporting drag queens perform with Trump-hating drag queens (let's not push it).




  • Brain waves common during sleep also show up in awake sheep.
  • So stop diddling sheep- this is your final warning.




Today I identify as   a hose that I ran over with the lawnmower



  • I never thought I'd be typing this, but there's another Microsoft update with another bug. Win 10 KB4535996 (optional) has been causing Blue Screen of Death, random freezes, and other performance issues. Also failed installs and sound issues.




Hey, remember that Walgreens was putting together an in-store ad system that profiled you? Their app was just found to allow users to access other users' information. Yet another great reason to avoid Walgreens. And store apps, of course.



  • I have sensations in my breasts again!
  • The woman was a good candidate for breast cancer, so she had a protective double mastectomy. A new surgery allowed feeling in her reconstructed breasts. This was also a factor with implants, but has gotten better.
  • You thought I was going to go wild on this, didn't you?
  • I would never make fun of an area so close to my (and her) heart.


British sisters campaign against gender-based street harassment, modeled on a French law.
I would tell them to go f- themselves, but that's already illegal in Britain.
These sisters are what we call useful idiots: they help the state's campaign to limit rights/speech/whatever else.

Britain already has draconian limits on speech, especially compared to us fat, obnoxious Americans. One of the worst things you can do is racially harass someone, followed by saying f-. You can literally be locked up for 'disturbing public order.' Not happy with that, you can also be reported for doing this online. These useful idiots are just helping the assault on free speech in their native country. Understand that freedom of speech is moreso a concept (Britain), as opposed to being guaranteed (US), so it's easier to gut it. Since it's gender-based, it would appear that it does not apply to women 'harassing' men.




  • GoodRx stops sharing personal medical data with Google, Faceyspaces. They got caught by Consumer Reports and swore to do better (not get caught again). Betcha didn't know they did, eh?  Time to let them know how you feel. HIPAA does not protect your data in this case! If you look at the blog post, they haven't exactly stopped sharing...
  •  +1 855 268 2822 is the customer support number. You can email them at https://www.complaintsboard.com/goodrx-b124007


SETI@home gives it up after 21 years - "Reached a point of diminishing returns."
Really? Who coulda seen that coming?
Looking around for random signals over 21 years and finding exactly one false alarm. In business, this would've been a loser in under a year.

I believe this was a convenient distraction.
If you're looking for life elsewhere, you'd have a better chance of finding something interesting on whatever those things are that fly in ways our technology can't.  I'm not saying what they'll find, but they're way more likely to discover something interesting than listening for signals with radio telescopes. Seth Shostak, SETI's Grand Ambassador, is part of the Denial Squad: a number of people trotted out every time there's a sighting, to say it's an easily-explainable event (swamp gas, anyone?).

Oddly: Help cure coronavirus with your PC's leftover processing power.



The lastest AMD processor is called the Threadripper.
That's kinda harsh.
Nobody asked me for help in naming their chips...
  • Brainsucker
  • Pancreas Puller
  • Eyebrow Threader
  • Nipple Extruder
  • Ball Kicker


Protein discovered inside a metiorite
Coronavirus!



  • Simple systems have less downtime
  • We can all make a lot of money with studies like this 
  • Smaller cars use less gas
  • Electric cars use more electricity
  • Breathing extends like of test subjects




So it's been a bad day.
In pops the dog, jumping up to see if I'm ok.
She looks at me, signals she wants to give me a kiss.
I bend down and urrrrrrrrrrp, she burps in my face.
Dogs are sometimes a metaphor for life.


  • Microsoft Reveals a New Design for the Windows 10 Start Menu
  • "We prefer to keep our customers guessing"







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