More on Vagina-Scented Candles

After giving vagina-scented candles some more thought, I am (almost) ashamed to admit that I'd buy one. Not Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina - but her company could be bigger than Amazon if she offered them in 'flavors'.

Emilia Clarke

Vanessa Hudgens

Adriana Lima

Mila Kunis

The only problem is how to explain this to your wife...
Just tell her it's her scent...




Dear lefty:

• Why are you so negative?
• Why are you so positive?

• Win 10 privacy guide: settings everyone should use
• IRS tax-saving tips everyone should use..

Extreme Geeking:
Would Star Trek's transporters kill and replace you?

Stop being so offended by everything. You’re embarrassing us in front of aliens.    @avianwordland

Google Chrome privacy concerns
I'll save you the trouble: do NOT use anything with Google in front of it. If you must use it, use Iridium Browser. It's a much safer, de-Googled Chrome, available for Windows, Mac, and linux

• In a long-awaited Up Yours, Indiana Chief Justice Loretta Rush ruled that removing a small unmarked (tracking) device from your car isn't theft.
• This occurred after a man 'stole' the unmarked tracker from his car, via removing it. Warrant thrown out.

Did you know you can cook the perfect fried rice with your phone?
It's true - pick up your phone and call for some fried rice.

• Intuit is buying Credit Karma
• What could possibly go wrong (with your data)?

TOLD YOU SO

Oversight subcommittee seeks information about Ring's agreements with police and local governments. Your doorbell video, police acquisition, and sales.


Airbnb just launched new surveillance bugs to make sure guests behave.
We call them spy cameras. How long til the footage finds its way to Pornhub?

Google faces state lawsuit alleging misuse of schoolkids' private data.
I spoke to a mother whose kids attend school, using 'free' Chromebooks. I explained the risk. Her eyes glazed over and she said "So what?". Start the kids off young.

Smart speakers mistakenly eavesdrop up to 19 times a day.
This is an outrage. The correct number is always.
Good readers - you pay to put these devices in your home.




Today I identify as   chocolate pudding


Coronavirus outbreak has 'pendemic poteltial' but it's not there yet, according to the WHO.    Coronavirus is sad and feels inadequate.

Speaking of sad, ScienceNews tells us how scientists wrestle with grief over climate change.     Climate Change should start a support group with Coronavirus.


The Defense Information Systems Agency exposed personal information of government employees, including social security numbers. The DISA is in charge of managing communications for the White House.   Feel secured now?

• Just Announced-in concert: the Sad Summer Festival
• Sounds uplifting 

Greetings to new visitors from Myanmar and Turkimenistan.
I welcome everybody, but have you noticed that we don't get visitors from Chad and UAE?


Since (I assume) no one has done any studies on this sort of thing, I was wondering...

• What is porn like in different countries with different politics or social structures? Some is.... different.
• Why is (simulated) incest so popular in porn?
• Most importantly, who owns all the expensive guitars and amps in the background of some movies?

The Emotet virus returns. Hooks up with the coronavirus. Killer duo.
PANIC!