Arcimoto is testing its electric rapid responder with a fire department
It's a 3 wheel electric vehicle. The fire company is having fun with it. I always wanted to be a fireman, but I discovered there aren't a lot of positions for firemen who can't stand heights or when it gets too hot. Other than that, I'd be #1 on the squad.
- Huawei expects a 20% drop in phone sales, thanks to lack of Google apps
- Hell - if the hardware didn't come from China, the lack of Google apps would be a plus for everyone!
Dear Russia:
We have read many stories of alleged interference with our elections.
We have noticed a serious uptick in the number of Russian readers, for which we are thankful. IF any of you have come here to affect the next election, whoever you're getting your intel from is smoking crack again. This blog couldn't influence anyone's choice for lunch, no less an election.
I'm kidding.
Thanks for coming by.
Because of MASS PANIC over CORONAVIRUS, ridiculous steps are being taken, such as working from home. We did some research on occupations not yet endorsing work-from-home....
- pilot
- sanitation engineer
- breast lump checker
- dog
- bra fitter
- Well Heeled Oral Retention Expert.
- bus driver
- mob enforcer
- There's a reason Morning and Monday start with the same letter....
Jesse Jackson now endorses Bernie. This should cause your decision to be made, for or against. Bernie said he'd endorse Biden, should Biden win. Reached for comment, Biden said, "The percolater's on the roof and the cardboard needs refreshing." At his last appearance, it took just over 20 seconds to start an argument about guns.
Biden extends lead over Sanders
---> in a tiny nod toward sanity, old white socialist losing ground.
---> in a nod toward Politics as Usual, old white, somewhat forgetful former VP whose former boss won't even endorse him, gains lead.
Let's step back for a moment and look at what we have here:
DHS claims 2020 will be the 'most secure' election in US history
Where were you when the first piece of software was a total failure?
These people couldn't secure their pocket change.
Exclusive: Critical U.S. Election Systems Have Been Left Exposed Online Despite Official Denials
BULLETIN: Menstrual cup misuse can cause pelvic organ prolapse
I have questions....
WHAT is a menstrual cup?
Can you drink coffee from it?
Do you wear it on your head?
Why does it look like the front half of a condom?
How do you know if you're misusing it?
WARNING: we hope the veracity of this article is not tainted by a country that sends people to the gynaecologist.
Today I identify as a menstrual cup
Each generation has its own cross to bear. The current one is "Life and struggle after YouTube fame". As you giggle, remember this is called schadenfraude (joy in the misery of others).
CONTINUED CORONAVIRUS PANIC
People who can't spell their middle name have suddenly memorized COVID-19.
More BBC news: Health Minister Nadine Dorries tests positive for coronavirus.
Also: Iran's health minister tests positive for coronavirus
You can't make this stuff up....
US health insurers will cover costs of COVID-19 testing and treatment.
Coronavirus grows up: officially a pandemic!
PPPAAANNNNNIICCCC!
Some people make the same mistakes over and over again, without noticing.
Some notice. Some insist on replicating the mistakes over and over again. As far as going to IHOP, I'm in the latter category. My mom likes it there and they're very consistent from restaurant to restaurant. Well, the food is rather consistent - the noise isn't.
Last time I asked for the No Screaming Children section and they sat me 3 feet away from a real screamer. This time there were about 4 tables full and an empty restaurant. We were roundly ignored til the cook took pity on us and found us a table.
Within minutes the table next to us broke out into bawling children.
Minutes later, the table on the other side went NUCLEAR, with the little gentleman screaming his fool head off at the top of his precious little lungs. His mother was practicing a new style of parenting... she simply ignored the Duke of Decibels and continued to give her order as if he weren't there screaming so loudly that the IHOP in the next town asked him to turn it down.
This gorgeous little man (I think - I can't tell by screams alone) continued to try outdoing the volume and ferocity of his previous outburst. Mom was quite consistent in her parenting: she consistently did not shut the child down. That took effort. And balls.
My mother, half deaf, kept jumping in her seat, as Bob Marley's Wailer exploded in shriekdom. At one point he was doing a story he wrote, with Spiderman and Batgirl in it, playing both parts simultaneously.
Four hours later, we noticed the side order of pancakes never appeared, so they brought it by, because they're nice that way.
As we can no longer stand the children and didn't bring hearing protection, we got ready to leave. At this point, the prime instigator kept leaping up, looking at my mother, then hiding. Much to our surprise, his mother's training program fell apart and she scolded him for jumping up. She did not say a word while Young Pavoratti serenaded several restaurants and blew out untold numbers of eardrums, but he could not be allowed to jump up in his seat.
My mother was aghast as we left. Her kids put her through hell, but only when they were teens. I hear stories that we were perfectly behaved when we went out. As you can tell, we got worse as we grew up. It's at times like these that I'm thankful for dogs. And maybe impotence.
Heroes of the Stupid
Florida seventh grader sends 41 to hospital when he mistakes pepper spray for body spray.
---> in a nod toward Politics as Usual, old white, somewhat forgetful former VP whose former boss won't even endorse him, gains lead.
Let's step back for a moment and look at what we have here:
- on the rep side we have a president who was voted in as a protest and is the literal example of divide and conquer, even before he took office
- on the dem side, the primary field was shockingly... weird, led by a socialist. At this point it's coming down to the socialist and the former VP, a cranky old guy who is prone to misstatements, forgetting things, and has the people skills of Kim Jong be Illin, without all that nasty self-confidence
- I weep for my country
- meanwhile, the best man for the job wears a boot on his head (and won the MA libertarian primary)
DHS claims 2020 will be the 'most secure' election in US history
Where were you when the first piece of software was a total failure?
These people couldn't secure their pocket change.
Exclusive: Critical U.S. Election Systems Have Been Left Exposed Online Despite Official Denials
“If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through.”
~ General Sir Anthony Cecil Hogmanay Melchett.
BULLETIN: Menstrual cup misuse can cause pelvic organ prolapse
I have questions....
WHAT is a menstrual cup?
Can you drink coffee from it?
Do you wear it on your head?
Why does it look like the front half of a condom?
How do you know if you're misusing it?
WARNING: we hope the veracity of this article is not tainted by a country that sends people to the gynaecologist.
- 10 actors you forgot guest-starred on Deadwood
- hint: Dusty Hill and Billy Gibbons
Today I identify as a menstrual cup
- There are many kinds of fish, but 2% are mouthbreeders: they keep their fertilized eggs in their mouth
- ThermionicEmissions would never stoop to under-water blowjob jokes
Each generation has its own cross to bear. The current one is "Life and struggle after YouTube fame". As you giggle, remember this is called schadenfraude (joy in the misery of others).
CONTINUED CORONAVIRUS PANIC
People who can't spell their middle name have suddenly memorized COVID-19.
More BBC news: Health Minister Nadine Dorries tests positive for coronavirus.
Also: Iran's health minister tests positive for coronavirus
You can't make this stuff up....
US health insurers will cover costs of COVID-19 testing and treatment.
Coronavirus grows up: officially a pandemic!
PPPAAANNNNNIICCCC!
- One of the things my father will be remembered for was his love of Coast to Coast radio, with George Noory. He called him Nardi. No one knows why.
Some people make the same mistakes over and over again, without noticing.
Some notice. Some insist on replicating the mistakes over and over again. As far as going to IHOP, I'm in the latter category. My mom likes it there and they're very consistent from restaurant to restaurant. Well, the food is rather consistent - the noise isn't.
Last time I asked for the No Screaming Children section and they sat me 3 feet away from a real screamer. This time there were about 4 tables full and an empty restaurant. We were roundly ignored til the cook took pity on us and found us a table.
Within minutes the table next to us broke out into bawling children.
Minutes later, the table on the other side went NUCLEAR, with the little gentleman screaming his fool head off at the top of his precious little lungs. His mother was practicing a new style of parenting... she simply ignored the Duke of Decibels and continued to give her order as if he weren't there screaming so loudly that the IHOP in the next town asked him to turn it down.
This gorgeous little man (I think - I can't tell by screams alone) continued to try outdoing the volume and ferocity of his previous outburst. Mom was quite consistent in her parenting: she consistently did not shut the child down. That took effort. And balls.
My mother, half deaf, kept jumping in her seat, as Bob Marley's Wailer exploded in shriekdom. At one point he was doing a story he wrote, with Spiderman and Batgirl in it, playing both parts simultaneously.
Four hours later, we noticed the side order of pancakes never appeared, so they brought it by, because they're nice that way.
As we can no longer stand the children and didn't bring hearing protection, we got ready to leave. At this point, the prime instigator kept leaping up, looking at my mother, then hiding. Much to our surprise, his mother's training program fell apart and she scolded him for jumping up. She did not say a word while Young Pavoratti serenaded several restaurants and blew out untold numbers of eardrums, but he could not be allowed to jump up in his seat.
My mother was aghast as we left. Her kids put her through hell, but only when they were teens. I hear stories that we were perfectly behaved when we went out. As you can tell, we got worse as we grew up. It's at times like these that I'm thankful for dogs. And maybe impotence.
Heroes of the Stupid
Florida seventh grader sends 41 to hospital when he mistakes pepper spray for body spray.
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