Captivity - Day 83 My Service Elephant Called in Sick

Up early, I remembered waiting for the other shoe to drop, and I was not disappointed. We have one of our good old brown weather days. Ridiculous humidity, darkness, and light rain, which will continue all day. Well, yes, we had a lot of really nice days, but I prefer to concentrate on the negative - because you know it's coming.

Here are the numbers:
Temp 78
Humidity 88



Isn't it about time the mullet came back?
No?


We have many fancy terms and foreign derivative names for things, so why are we stuck with Sex Worker? It's a tiny step from prostitute and 2 steps from ho. Please forward suggestions. Let me see what I can come up with, while I'm typing...

Pavement Laying Professional
Professional Suction Specialist
3 Holes on the Green
Temporary Wife Substitute
Organ Worker
Orgasm Disbursal Unit
Pleasure Specialist
Pleasure Worker


Client: I'd like the full wife treatment, please.
Worker: Ok, I'll take your money, deny you sex, and nag the hell out of you.


Client: I want to do it doggy style.
Worker: Ok, you sniff my butt, I'll get into the trash, and we'll bark at the neighbors.
For $50 extra, I'll shit on the floor.



Let's Ruin the Mood, shall we?

When camera video became good enough, I gave some thought to taking video. There was an internal.... hitch.... about it. It had something to do with the future.

My dad died last year. While cleaning the phone, I came across a video. There he sat, talking and holding court. He can't be gone.. he's alive right there. I can see and hear him.

It was difficult to watch. This was the internal hitch.
I wonder if my perspective will change in 10 years.




Did You Miss the SJWs?



Your Guide to Technical Terms

Master: the main hard drive if more than 1
Slave: hard drives that aren't the master
But the SJWs are demanding these terms change

White Hat Hacker: 'good' hacker who discovers issues or gets paid to check business networks
Black Hat Hacker: 'bad' hacker who breaks into networks for personal gain
But the SJWs are demanding these terms change - No info on Gray Hat

Whitelist: in a firewall, let this address go through
Blacklist: in a firewall, block this address
But the SJWs are demanding these terms change

I literally used to joke that this would happen.


While the SJWs had a few spare moments, they also decided that STEM/Science professionals stop Science and work on racism instead  [#ShutDownSTEM]


Berklee College of Music apologized for allowing Boston Police to use their restrooms after a peaceful protest. On Faceyspaces.
Don't let the man keep you down.


We demand a retrial of all People in Color currently serving a prison sentence for violent crime, by a jury of their peers in their community.  [medium.com]

'Racist' UCLA professor suspended, under police protection after refusing to delay final exams for black students.  Wrongspeak!