Captivity - Day 54 The snails are coming for us

This is the longest surprise weather period we've ever seen.
It indicates that tomorrow we'll see 8" of snow or 80 degrees. There's still time for it to rain tonight, so don't bet the farm on this one, farmers.

Do ya remember all the way back to DOS with their CHKDSK utility? It would organize the hard drive for maintenance. It had this blinky display that put people to sleep. Not to disappoint, Win 10 has this thing where if you use 2 monitors, instead of hiding the taskbar on the 2nd monitor, it makes the bar randomly jump up and down, perhaps just for fun, perhaps as a North Korean spy bid, perhaps bad coding. So you're doing something on Windows 10 (because Work says you have to) and the taskbar is randomly popping up and down, in some sort of Morse code, that suddenly makes you want to wear the most ridiculous hairstyle in the history of humanity, to look like Best Leader. Also replace network gear with Huawei.


Greetings to our friends from Spain and France.
I hope you like the blog and come back. Eventually I can pick on Spain and France.


Just in case you're feeling down, let's check in on what the Flying AIDS has done to friendly neighbors....


I'm dyin' here....
research into Flying AIDS testing and preparation is a feature of the pr0n industry. Due to strict testing that goes all the way back to AIDS, the industry is in great shape, and others are starting to research. In the Unbelievable Irony Department, the financial industry tried to sideline adult performers by refusing to work with them, to the point of disallowing their bank accounts.


Mrs lefty has had it too. She's tripping up the steps.
She's standing outside my office, trying to teach the dog not to leave her toys all over the place. I suspect only one of them will have retained it tomorrow.

Speaking of our lovely quadruped, she has graduated first in her class at the academy. She is now a full fledged sleep dog. What is a sleep dog? A sleep dog watches you briefly and can tell if you're sleeping. If she discovers you're sleeping, she wakes you up to tell you. This is a useful skill - we just don't know when.