Your new Apple devices have the Flying AIDS trackers in them, but it's ok - you have to opt in. Yup - no problem there.
The sun continues to be uncovered by clouds, but I'm told it's a little nipply out there today.
Remember the barbershop in Michigan that got fined for opening?
They just had Operation Haircut, giving out free haircuts in protest.
If you'll close your eyes and drift across continents, to North Korea, you will remember everybody getting haircuts like their leader. Do you want that sort of thing here?
A Mississippi church that sued on virus restrictions just burned down.
Either God or the arsonist does not like the odds.
Sideways related to the Flying AIDS is down there in Australia, the dolphins miss the tourists, who used to line up to feed them. The dolphins have started to bring 'gifts' ashore, including sponges, barnacle-covered bottles, and fragments of coral. So long and thanks for all the fish.
Idiot Governor tweets about a great PA citizen on twitter, immediately gets deluged by people unhappy with his 'progress' and handling of the Second Amendment. I'm so proud.
The new White House Press Secretary said God and prayer made Trump President. She also said, "Hey - let's dress as the KKK and run through the NAACP meeting!" Regardless of whether you believe her or not, this is a hell of a way to start her White House career.
Since science, medicine, and especially politicians have absolutely no idea about the Flying AIDS, here are some materials brought by as a potential cure:
- styrofoam
- canned air
- sleeping pills
- cat hairballs
- nose hair trimmers
- old cell phones
- monkey feces
- used band aids
- frog penis
- well-mannered social media posters
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