And speaking of dreams, all of this working at home has produced a pattern: I noticed when I sit down, I fall asleep. When I stand up, I am awake.
Today's forecast: gray, with minor periods of yellow, and occasional jackets.
Free money! Free money!
The president and Congress want to give you money.
Who will pay for it all?
The latest 'science' tells us that a slight breeze can carry the Flying AIDS 18 feet in seconds. Somewhere in the White House is a group of former cartoon writers, paid to make this stuff up. 90% of the time, other White House workers avoid this office, because there's screaming and laughing coming from it.
- Hey Jim - let's tell them the air can carry it up to 18' in seconds!
- Wait, I got it - we don't know what it is, buy you have to wear masks (nah, that's just cruel).
- One day it's lethal to people with compromised immune systems and the next it's lethal to teens.
- Let's have Trump put out an order about the staff wearing the goofy masks but he exempts himself and Father Pence from it!
- Guys - listen up: we'll have New York citizens threatened to be yanked out of the water if they go in!!!!
- Married people will have to socially distance, even if they live in the same house
- Everybody must get tested - but we don't know what we're testing for!!!!
- Horses will be prohibited from swimming!
The models predict a quarter million dead by August.
Victoria's Secret Closes
New dating app for singles drops STD tests and looks for clean Flying AIDS tests. The company went out of business because of social distancing,
The day after the dog helps by piling up dead branches, today she's outside, installing holes in the backyard.
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But seriously, folks....
At some point recently, the blog reader stats went up.
I thought it was people trying to get to other blogs through this one.
Perhaps I'm starting to offend people in other countries.
In any case - thank you. I mean it.
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