Tuesday, April 7, 2020

Are Service Elephants Exempt from Coronavirus?


  • NASA put forth plans for a Lunar Gateway to help astronauts to get to the moon.
  • My memory is faulty at best, but didn't we do this in the 60s without a gateway? 



>4,000 Android apps silently access your installed software
Goog allegedly checks this software before it goes in the Play Store.
I was wondering what they check the software with - Boeing 737 MAXs?




  • 'Virus-fighting' scientist gets magnets stuck in nose
  • In a world run by infants, hasn't this already been done to death?  


The Good

Elton John hosted a star-studded iHeart Living Room coronavirus benefit concert.

Say what you want about Sir Reginald; the man has a heart as big as Texas. He organized a concert in living rooms, with pals Dave Grohl, Mariah Carey, and others. I swear this is or will soon be a South Park episode.

Kaspersky offers free antivirus to hospitals.

People are helping each other.

In Italy, people are singing out their windows to raise spirits.
In New York City, someone sang out of her window. She was promptly told to "Shut the F- up" by her neighbors. That's the New York we know and love.




  • Best line this week: Aunt Ellie had breast cancer so she had her breasts replaced.
  • Hey, could you change the oil and replace the breasts, please?


These guys probably weren't the first you thought of when you worried about people losing jobs: the mafia has been hit hard. Gambling, sports, and construction have pretty much ground to a halt. Tony Soprano not available for comment.


  • Rabbi is claiming rampaging monkeys launching attacks are a sign of biblical plague. 
  • Christians are pissed - "That's our gig!"
  • The specific phrase states that 'those who follow God's laws are blessed - while there is a plague promised for those who break them.'
  • I'm not a biblical scholar, but how he got from plague to rampaging monkeys is suspicious.



Einstein’s letters illuminate a mind grappling with quantum mechanics.
Einstein was the premier kidder of the 1920s. He wore a disheveled fright wig to make people think he was out of his mind, but the entire time, he was perfectly well-mannered, well-dressed, and pretended to be confused about quantum mechanics, when he actually invented it. He spent the majority of his elder years fighting a court battle to get wormholes (the Einstein Rosen Bridge) referred to as the Einstein Bridge: Rosen only brought coffee to the lab (and diddled Einstein's girlfriends).


My wife loves me so much, I woke up to her covering my face with a pillow to protect me from covid19  [Twitter]



LA City Council met for the first time virtually.
An hour in, they had to pause the meeting because someone was running a pornographic video in the Zoom channel.  I submit that the video was interesting and the City Council meeting was shocking and pornographic.  But seriously folks - avoid Zoom like the coronavirus.



Singapore gay sex ban: Court rejects appeals to overturn law
What's so bad or threatening that laws have to control it? Will people get 'The Gay' from insufficient social distancing? Imagine a government that thinks it can legislate what you can and cannot do in the privacy of your home....



Today I identify as   a pen that refuses to write, even though it has ink



Bogus coronavirus claims lead Google Play to finally give Infowars the boot
In English, this means that Alex Jones was thrown out of the Apple App Store on 2018 and just thrown out of Google, because of 'bogus coronavirus claims.'

I told you so.

I warned that it was Goog's right to deny anyone, but by throwing off largely conservative news, we weren't getting the full story, or even another view. I have no opinion on Jones, other than he's funny when he gets excited. It is the reader who needs to decide what is truth and what isn't. Instead, social media has deplatformed anyone disagreeing with the Party Line. Society needs dissenting voices, even if they're a few cans short of a six pack.

The reason that Trump talks about 'fake news' is that it's true. It was true long before he made it to office. We are spoon-fed crap all day and night, and we don't care to figure any of it out - we just wait to be told what to believe and believe what we're told. At one point, Ben Franklin was a dissenting voice. Unfortunately we have to seek out alternative news. There's no truth ratio, but believe very little of what mainstream media tells you. What if Infowars was correct?


  • Dolly Parton says that the Flying AIDS is a lesson from God. 
  • Dolly's god is a nasty, petulent god, who is apparently a real sadist.
  • I'm no religious student, but lessons can be taught without wiping out large percentages of a planet.
  • Implants have been known to burst, sending chemicals into the bloodstream. I'm not saying that's what happened, but...


The Chinese, if you choose to believe their press, have the Flying AIDS epicenter located in a wild animal market. I have a small suggestion, which might help in the future: stop eating BATS and DOGS, Fool.



SJW Slush

Fundamentally, #COVID19 and the inadequate response in our country and around the world are symptoms of patriarchy. The new post-#coronavirus world should be better than this.







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