Hey, ho,
it's another Monday
yo.
Mondays are flowing by at a snail's pace, largely because Mondays look like Saturdays. Are we a little batty, having been locked in?
In eastern Pennsylvania, a war is brewing.
People on the east side vs people on the west.
The contention is about the proper word for 'you' plural.
Pittsburgh says yinz
Philly says yous
And that's it for today. Bob - tell them what they won!
Is it better to see things and know you're hallucinating, or to go "wow man, that's some wild shit." (asking for a friend)
States bereft of the Flying AIDS are few; New York, New Jersey, and Pennsylvania. New York because dey gotta tude. New Jersey because it's South New York, and Pennsylvania because we have Idiot Governor to do harm. No matter, When Trump says something, Governors lift their hands and say NO. - they will torture their citizens in their own way. And that way can include chain, stockings, more taxes, and specialty rubber bands. The last thing is a lawn sign that states hate is not allowed here, as the parties start to hate each other.
We can't tell if the weather is going to be green or brown, but that old dude is still loading animals on his boat.
I 'forgot' to read much news over the weekend, so I don't know if there were any acts of stupidity from Idiot Governor. It's a fair bet that there are. California governor Gavin Newsom is already sending checks to illegal aliens. By next week, he will start taking furniture from the Governer's Mansion and giving that away too. If he has any of those HUGE Caddy/Lincolns, I'll feign homelessness for it. I'd poop all over his office. He would say the illegals have come a long way and hand them 2 checks for $1,200 and a city job, displacing the American workers. Did somebody put his brain back in the wrong way?
How was your weekend?
There was a weekend? Why didn't anyone tell me?
Today I identify as the white Strat Jimi Hendrix played at Woodstock.
Continuing the Science series, we have learned that lawn mowers cannot become airborne with a human propulsion device attached. Today we're going to learn just how much force the human propulsion device needs to successfully. make it through your basic bay window. I'd get one of those plexiglas shields the stores have now. Also some hearing protectors, in case your wife is in the neighborhood.
Coming up next week: why does it hurt when I pee?
So I was wondering what the day had in store for me. I didn't have to wait long...
Wife and Dog running around house. Then bedrooms, Penny shrieking and whining. What happened? There was a bird in the house. Wife wanted it GONE, dog thinks they're tasty. She catches them outside. I then get a correction: 2 birds in the house. This is actually the second time this has happened. Wife suspects a window. The window she suspects is just over there, way up in the air, like a fork. Picture any ladder, then 2 acrophobes, terrified to climb them. But Wait!!! they're over 8' under the window, and you can't put most ladders on steps. So if you played 8, you're in pretty good shape now.
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