Be careful of Fido, though. A few dogs have shown symptoms, so make sure he wears one of those silly masks. And good luck getting it on him.
- The mayor of Philadelphia, Jim Kenney, is on board with the shelter-in-place order, except for gun crimes and people who don't pay their soda tax. Mayor Kenney said they deserve to be shot anyway.
- Illegal Aliens will be allowed to move into City Council, much to the chagrin of City Council. The denizens of Philly are surprisingly behind the move, as the illegals will no doubt steal less than City Council proper.
- I kid - Kenney will order all $250/night and up hotels to house the illegals.
But seriously... we wouldn't know what to do if Penny got sick. She has some 'habits' that would prove... difficult. Every night when I get in bed, she races me to my pillow and licks my face until she has to be physically removed from me. Even Mrs lefty doesn't do this, so we're not sure what the dog finds appealing (as opposed to appalling).
- Staying in has really cramped this blog's style. Some of you are surprised to discover this blog has any style.
- I'm just kidding: I barely go out anyway. I actually have masks, but different kinds.
Can you imagine that, in some country that is not the US, people are coming to this blog to learn what it's like for Americans? This should guarantee fat aid packages from overseas.
- Are you missing live sports?
- I'm not.
Even uncontacted tribes in Brazil may face coronavirus risk
Of course they do - the cannibals may eat infected hunters.
In times of emergency, you have your people who operate with good sense, and you have your Type-A overachievers who could use some serious medicine: the people who build themselves standing desks. These are the people who should be tested first, just so they get out of the house.
Now that you're mostly housebound, here's a factlet to share with friends and family: vampire bats bond by grooming first to build trust before sharing blood. So sleep with your neck exposed: maybe the little f'ers will get coronavirus.
A third of men carrying out rough sex acts such as biting and choking do not ask for consent, a survey finds. One must really learn to behave, especially in the current climate. If one takes a bite out of another, one should ask first. A stupid little virus and people go cannibal...
- Senator Rand Paul has tested positive for the virus, but he's asymptomatic. Which gives me an idea.... let's quarantine all politicians. Hopefully they can do a lot less damage there.
GameStop will temporarily close all storefronts to customers.
No one will notice the difference.
- Harvey Weinstein tested positive. I'll bet nobody's visiting.
Today I identify as Area 50 (Area 51's old, disused relative)
- OOPS - all 16 Dead Sea Scroll fragments in the Museum of the Bible are fakes, most likely by the same source.
- Museum changes name to Museum of the Bible, forged.
Mozilla is removing FTP from Firefox shortly. FTP stands for File Transfer Protocol. It's ancient and not secure. They can replace is with the secure SFTP (Secure FTP) but won't, perhaps due to the weather. It's been quite a while since I've used Windows, but I remember a program called Filezilla for FTP. If you rely on FTP, give it a look. I think Microsoft Explorer does FTP but it's been a while and let's face it - who wants to use Explorer?
- Faceyspaces to lower video quality in Latin America, following Europe
- Now if they could only raise their reader quality...
Hackers were caught by white hat hackers after getting into the Instagram account of an unnamed porn star and demanding $5,000. I'm thinking to myself, my mom would say "now is the time to put your skills to the test." She's right. Plus the fringe benefits would be wild.
- Our favorite pizza place is open. So remember: stockpile garlic.
SJW Hits Corona - spot the made-up story
Speech recognition algorithms may also have racial bias.
Upset that Coronavirus hits cis hetero whites less than blacks; calls for deliberate infection of Patriarchy.
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